~Virtual||Press~

Dear readers

2011-09-28T12:10:00.003+08:00

I have decided to focus more on my WordPress and Tumblr rather than Blogspot for the following reasons.

Learning how to make money from WordPress

Tumblr for funky pictures

And note: Google Plus is getting funkier than Facebook.

P/S: Blogspot is for me to scribble for inspiration. Stay tune and I'll provide my WordPress and Tumblr Link real soon.

Manchester United the 19th title?

2011-05-15T02:08:00.002+08:00

I have total respect for the club but I have total zero respect to their fans...

To wrap the whole thing up... Manchester United's fans are bunch of pussies..
My whole facebook wall were covered with bunch of tits (comments) about Manchester United...
Bollocks... Just bollocks...

P/S: Stereotype no.10
All bodybuilders are generally gay and they wank
by looking at men's health magazine.....

Kilkenny SUCKS

2011-05-13T00:03:00.000+08:00

I don't give a fuck if there's any Irish who visited this blog or if there's any Kilkenny lover here... But this beer is by far the worst I have had in my life so far... Thus congratz to Carlsberg coz you just moved one spot from being a cat piss to my 2nd last spot in terms of good beer...

Cat piss award goes to Kilkenny for now..

Keep it alive

2011-05-04T02:20:00.003+08:00

One of my fren asked me to reboot my blog as it's so dead... It's like Chernobyl.. So the only way to keep it alive is to type Keep It Alive...

P/S: I will not shave off my goatee until I found a job.. And it's pretty cool walking around Gurney with a goatee... Probably the only Chinese Man having a decent goatee in Gurney Plaza...

New Chapter

2011-03-17T00:08:00.002+08:00

16.03.2011 marks a new chapter.. Not gonna look back anymore.. Just march forward..
Rawrrr

L.O.V.E.

2011-02-15T01:09:00.001+08:00

Love- Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing (Urban Dictionary, 2011)

Signs of 2012 ( Mayan's Prophecy is getting near )

2011-02-10T15:55:00.004+08:00

Is it because of the disasters you've seen lately??
Polar bears lost their habitats?
Too many faggots walking around your beloved city??
Lactation in men??
You stopped by at this nutcase's blog??

Well the answer to what I consider 2012 is getting near is coz :

You know you live in a messed up world when people are putting sweaters on their dogs and leashes on their kids.

1st Post of 2011

2011-01-04T18:09:00.005+08:00

Well... I forgotten to post this so Happy Belated Bday to Papa...
Too bad I am in Kl and the rest of the family is in PG... I noticed something when I was back home and I think Papa already used up his Eau De Toilette.. So here's some pic for you.

New Year's Wish List

2010-12-29T03:01:00.002+08:00

I just wish I can be home all the time, where I can be with my proud heritage all the time...
Wish to graduate on the right schedule instead of repeat the whole thing
I don't mind being a vegetarian for 3 months
I don't mind if I don't get a good pay job
All I wish is to pass all my exams as this is my final sem so I can get the hell outta this shithole A.S.A.P.

Lucky Me

2010-12-22T19:23:00.002+08:00

A gay lecturer passed me in the coursework, and I passed my online test without reading.. Now I feel so darn lazy to do anything... Just feel like sleeping and all.. But I guess I should just focus and get back on my feet and don't miss home so much and start practicing my final Skill Based Assessment.. I am gonna just go have dinner, have a shower and start doing work..
Yeah~

Lonely Birthday

2010-12-20T05:55:00.002+08:00

It's 5.55am now and I am typing this just to say Happy Birthday to myself.... In fact this is my 21st birthday where it's supposed to be like the most "grand" birthday for everyone but in fact I am still doing my assignment and this is like the "BEST" birthday present for me in my entire life.. It's like the [What the Fuck] sentence happen to stop by and just hit it hard onto my left and right cheek of mine..

Anyways thanks to my dad for this 21 years for bringing me up to this day, I know at some point he'll be reading this and I hope I do make him proud although at times I don't really listen to his words and all...

Thanks to my mum for sending me an mms at 12am for wishing my birthday..

I also would like to thank some of my frenz who really made my day when I was back in PG on last Thurs (16/12/2010) especially Dinesh who is able to fetch me and give a surprise to my parents and also the clubbing days with you guys (Dino, Obi, Jae Sean, Jiewy, Joel, Sze May)... 2 tequila shots and also the Dewars..

Hope I'll be back on New Year's eve to meet up with you guys again and hope to see my long lost bro (Ajay Sharma Thakur)...

I really do not know what to do with the money my parents had given me, but I think I would buy something just to surprise someone again... We'll see how it goes but for now... Back to codezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

VM is about to give the Island the biggest news..

2010-12-16T08:57:00.002+08:00

Yes.. Virtual Munkie is about to give the Island the biggest surprise and biggest news.. Be prepared.... Hmmm.. K, back to my studies... Countdown.. 12 hours to go..

Malaysia catching up with the western world...

2010-12-10T22:48:00.005+08:00

One of my lecturer/friend who is already a lawyer for almost 10 years posted something really interesting in Facebook...

Quoted by him:-

Yesterday conducted a divorce case at Penang High Court. In the court room, a man through his lawyer prayed for a faster divorce order since usually decree absolute is granted in 3 months time. "Mengapa (WHY) ?" asked by the judge. He replied aloud "I want to get married!" (At the same time glanced at his 'existing wife'). The poor lady was sobbing.
" Such a GENTLEMAN !!!!! "

Transformers 3 Trailer

2010-12-09T17:08:00.003+08:00

To those transformers fans out there... I got bored with the second one.. Coz it's godfully awful.. I hope there's some improvement with this 3rd installment..

Transformers 3: Dark Of The Moon
1st July 2011

SPM

2010-12-05T23:10:00.001+08:00

Approximately 8 hours from now, I'll be having SPM test... Yup... Not Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia but it's Software Project Management... ZzzzzZZzzzzZzzzzz... Whoever out there... Wish me luck.. Thanks.. And Urrraaaa.. Focus Focus and Focus.. Pfftt..

What?

2010-12-04T17:18:00.001+08:00

I used to have this inspiration to write and it'll go on and on as if skies the limit... But now it's like what?? Seriously what?? And the weird thing about me right now is that I am listening to Nocturne in Eb Major by Chopin.. Like many would ask what the hell am I doing???? Even I can't bloody answer your question..

I just scribble some shit just to keep this blog alive.. I need some serious motivation to get me started with what I need to do.. I still have like 3 weeks plus before my finals start and friends from all around the world that are having holidays been asking me to go back to Penang just to see them since they haven't seen me in like 2 years...

Well nothing much has changed about me except that yeah I am bloody alive and made it thru during some hard times but this is the fun of everything when you know that it's bloody unpredictable.. One second you are smiling and the next second you shed your tears... You may seem alive right now and the next second you are dead before you know it and we are complaining about our food and some are desperately scavenging for food..

And to sum up my post for today, I was reading an article about bad food and good food... And to my astonishment, most of us think that a chocolate milk may seem like a healthy food for babies but think again.. It has the exact same amount of sugar in a can of Coke.. And before you know it, if you continually feed your baby for another 7 years with the same chocolate milk, in no time he/she will suffer from diabetes..

I think I gotta respect this guy as he has the utmost focus in his entire life... That is why he's the champion... If you think you can focus for 2-3 straight hours just by driving... Think again... I bet you'll fall asleep if you put serious concentration for 1 hour in your lecture hall or dewan kuliah...

And he's none other than our great Michael Schumacher..

December 2010

2010-12-03T15:44:00.003+08:00

Now we all know that 2010 is gonna end and here are some of the top searches over the net in 2010....

According to Yahoo!... These are the lists

No. 10 Britney Spears (People still love her??)

No. 9 American Idol (For god's sake)

No. 8 Justin Bieber (For Pope's sake)

No. 7 Megan Fox

No. 6 iPhone (For my sake)

No. 5 Lady Gaga (Yeah Gaga definitely spawn the Certified Uber from Virtual Drunken Munkie)

No. 4 Kim Kardashian

No. 3 Miley Cyrus (What??)

No. 2 World Cup

No.1 BP Oil Spill (Unbelievable?? Believe it)

Astonishment

2010-11-28T07:27:00.003+08:00

So is this really an astonishment or the website is trying to play a practical joke?? We have a 4Mbps line but the test shows we have more than 9Mbps speed..

Can definitely click to enlarge to see the details..

P/S: If downloading a movie in 11 minutes and
one mp3 in 5 sec really happened in Malaysia..
I guess the sun would rise from the west then

Unstoppable

2010-11-27T06:18:00.009+08:00

This is one of the best film I've watched this year in the theater. The adrenaline rush will make you wide awake even if you don't sleep for 2 days.. One of the best film by Denzel this year and I'd give a 4 solid stars out of 5...

Directed by Tony Scott and stars Denzel and Chris Pine ( as James Kirk in the recent Star Trek)

Unstoppable Trailer

The Malaysian Accent

2010-11-26T09:59:00.002+08:00

Very authentic.. The true color of Malaysia.. Even the Ang Mo Kaos (Red Haired Monkey) or Kuai Lous (Orang Hantu) pun kalah...

P/S: And then ah, Go and Die, Roti Ban Jeer,
Masa Kelapangan Pada Jadualmu, Pull-Tea,
Fatty Rice are some of the highlights in the video

When 1 million things running around your mind

2010-11-25T06:34:00.003+08:00

This is what you'll get when things are running around your mind.. You'll never get a good sleep because the anxiety and the adrenaline rush is naturally there... And now I gotta study for my mid-term test and also do some slides for Friday's seminar... Argghh.. Wish I can sleep for 8 or 9 hours instead of 5-6 hours...

It's 630 am.. Gonna take some Ricola (With 13 Swiss Mountain Herbs) and listen to Jamiroquai..

Nature's call in the Pearl of Orient (Penang)

2010-11-23T20:27:00.003+08:00

There's always this saying, no matter what, you gotta answer the Nature's Call.. Looks like my heritage (The Pearl Of Orient) answered it...

and

The 2004 Tsunami in Penang... Still remembered a few days later..
The PMR result..

You have Hokkien commentators, Mandarin commentators, and even British blokes commentating it just like the English Premier League..

P/S: Can't wait for 2012 to see whether
the Mayans predicted correctly or not
21/12/2012.. (Answer it)

Mother Nature + Modern Architecture

2010-11-22T05:20:00.008+08:00

Boring Sunday with some random shots...

Shot 1

Shot 2

Shot 3

P/S: Timing was good [:D]

Location : Setapak, Kuala Lumpur
Taken during the evening of 21st Nov 2010
Time [ 710pm]

The 100th

2010-11-21T03:21:00.002+08:00

P/S: 100th post..Slow but steady..

To the extreme

2010-11-19T00:09:00.007+08:00

Well I admit I cheated in exam... But this is what I found in facebook and this is by far to the extreme.. Like literally..

Can he/she even read this when she needed the answer??? Seriously this font size can make me blind !!!

P/S: I still think the most efficient tactic is everybody read
1 chapter and whisper or read it around
with your peers... Like how you did your dictation
when you were in primary..

Zit and age

2010-11-15T01:04:00.002+08:00

First zit pops out after like 5 years.. Geez.. One hell of a painful shitzer... And the reason is simple.. Bad sleeping time coz of ASS-ignments and Final Year Project..
And I realised I am 100 times more pretty and beautiful and good looking 2 years ago compared to now.. And the answer is pretty simple..

I HAVE AGED !!!!

Un-f**kin believable rite...?

P/S: Plan to upload my seminar in here just to cause
people having difficulties in passing their
plagirism detection from the web..
URRAA

Sh!t

2010-11-12T17:53:00.003+08:00

This is to remind myself that I am in a very difficult situation where I actually have to do assignments for rich buggers who is willing to pay some bucks and enjoy themselves when I get paid doing their assignment.. How I'd wish it was the other way round..

P/S: 2nd last sem.. @@

Healthy Lifestyle Perhaps?

2010-11-06T09:09:00.003+08:00

Ya.. Weird but ya I am awake at this time (9.00am) and I slept at 12am before that..Which means I have 8-9 hours of sleep..
That's like more than Adolf Hitler but less than a glue sniffer so yes in my head I am damn positive that I am super duper healthy at the moment..
And after the diagnosis of ultra high electromagnetism in my body last year.. And with my current state, I thank god as I am able to wake up everyday and witness the sunshine and sunset everyday although I know Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday sucks a lot but that's just part of the obstacle and I know one day, I will be like

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"
- Ezekiel 25:17

w00t????

The Pencil and Eraser

2010-10-26T01:27:00.000+08:00

Pencil: I'm sorry
Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil: I'm sorr...y cos you get hurt bcos of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.
Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. :)

I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational. Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way... they get hurt, and become smaller (older, and eventually pass on). Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad.

"All my life, I've been the pencil.. And it pains me to see the eraser that is my parents getting smaller and smaller each day. For I know that one day, all that I'm left with would be eraser shavings and memories of what I used to have..."

This is to all the parents out there...

Adam or Ape?

2010-08-10T14:19:00.007+08:00

No matter what you believe in, we are beings that engage through
INCEST
It all started when Seth married Azura from Adam and Eve's story..
And Apes?? Need I explain more??

Once in a lifetime

2010-08-09T01:26:00.004+08:00

This is another once in a lifetime thing...

At 6mins and 7secs after 5 o'clock on Aug 9th 2010, it will be 05:06:07 08/09/10. This won't happen again until 3010.

Sick of this rubbish coz I won't be a wanker waiting till it's 5am and Ooh La La...

P/S:
I don't mind pretending the
5 o'clock for the PM version
where the fact it's already 1700
if you do the 24 hours format

What a day !!!

2010-08-05T10:45:00.002+08:00

It's 10:46 am blogging from office...
For the past 2 days [Tuesday & Wednesday] I've been busy doing some really mentally retarded stuff for one organization..
Who the hell downgrade software???

It's like abortion if I wanna put it in a really Uber way..
Supposedly a 2 hours job turns out to be a 2 days job coz of incompatibility issues and conflicts in the registry and the system.. Thanks to downgrading you mofo!!!

And the best part is I didn't even realise it's already Thursday and today.. What a day!! I am super sleepy thanks to no one assigning me a task..
Regretted for not applying MC and get some beauty sleep at home...
Argghhh

P/S:
Is the word Gaga a very "IN" thing now?
I see the word Gaga everywhere
Gaga Chicken Burger
Gaga this and that
What's next?? Nanny Gaga

This is me

2010-08-03T03:49:00.003+08:00

I think I am one of the laziest mofo you can ever find on the streets..
My intern is gonna end in like 2 months time and what do I learn from there?
Nothing...Yes..Literally nothing
Cause most of the stuffs that they guide me... Actually I do know
The problem is that sometimes I gotta pretend like I do not know anything so that they can teach me or actually converse with me thinking like I am an idiot [Which I am not]
But you know... Just to put on some display and also improve my acting skills and pretend like one idiot... Then they'll send me to here and there and work and all. The best part is.. After finishing it in like 30 mins which the work supposedly need around 2 hours for them to finish it.. I'll probably like mehhh... [If you know what I mean]

The question is why do I even wanna pretend like an idiot when I already know all that stuff
The answer is pretty simple.. I am only motivated to work when there's loads of $$$
I can finish my bloody allowance in one night... They are exploiting intern workers/trainees by paying you significantly low amount of $$$ and asked you to perform like a worker which is paid like rm2k-rm3k...

So I might just work like how they pay me... Reduce my productivity level in work and laze around and pretend like a fool...

Hence, this reminds me of a very old TV series that was aired on ntv7 when I first watched it when I was around standard 2/3..
The Pretender...

Quote of the day:
There's no great genius without some touch of madness

BBQ at office

2010-08-01T23:25:00.002+08:00

Had BBQ in my office via Farewell for Ms.Lim as she is leaving the company yesterday (31/7/2010) [Just for my reference in case I sudah nyanyuk in like 30 years from now]
The fun part wasn't the bbq but it was the Blackjack with the guys with liquor.. The game is pretty simple.. If you're in casino.. You do want to get blackjack so you can WIN but yesterday was a different thing. You draw cards and you try to avoid getting blackjack and make others to get blackjack so that the one that has Blackjack will be forced to drink liquor..

But it was one of the most mehhh party I've been.. Leaving at 1am is like c'mon!!

Tomorrow is monday and Argghhh... Topic is what food you crave the most for breakfast?? Is that even a topic?? How bout a Beluga caviar on top of a cookie for an answer

Listening to Coldplay's first album
Parachutes..
Their most uber album ever

To my beloved moron who sits at my 4 O'Clock

2010-07-30T05:59:00.006+08:00

To that somebody that is trying to mess around
with people's privacy

Please use your brain and unlock the magic word

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Hints:
Tilting your head upside down
may help you solve the puzzle
unless you are really a moron

Ending and Theories of Inception : What just happened?

2010-07-28T14:57:00.007+08:00

The last thing you expect when you go to see a summer blockbuster these days is to be asked to actually think. But that's just what director Christopher Nolan is demanding of audiences with his latest mind-bending tour-de-force, 'Inception'. For most people exiting 'Inception,' though, there's still one lingering question waiting to be answered:

What just happened?

If you left the theater scratching your head over what you just saw, don't worry, you're not alone: The meaning of 'Inception' is already a topic of fierce debate around office watercoolers, in barbershops and across the Internet.

Of course, it's clear that Nolan specifically created 'Inception' to ask questions, not answer them, so we figure the best way to begin unraveling the puzzle is to take a look at just what some of those lingering questions are. With the warning, then, that some major spoilers are about to follow, I'll start off by asking the one big question on everyone's mind:

• What's with the ending? When expert mind-thief Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio) finally reunites with his kids in the film's last scene, filmgoers are treated to a rare triple-twist ending, all in the space of just one second. Out of habit, Cobb spins his top, which is his touchstone to reality, as it is mentally programmed to spin endlessly in dreams; as the camera pans, fans realize first that the top is still spinning, but just as they realize everything is a dream, it begins to wobble. And then, as they begin to realize it's about to fall, meaning everything is actually real, Nolan cuts to black, 'Sopranos'-style, leaving whiplashed viewers debating whether Cobb ended up in a dream or in the real world.

• So if it was a dream...? If it was real, of course, then there's not a whole lot to strain your brain over. But if that top is still spinning on some cutting room floor, then a whole new slew of questions open up. Are the other members of Cobb's team figments of his subconscious, or are they sharing the dream with him? If they are constructs, does that mean everyone is a construct, even Cobb's wife Mal (Marion Cotillard) and his kids? And if it is a dream, whose dream is it -- is it Cobb's dream, or has another architect tapped into his mind and constructed everything? Which brings us to our main question:

• Is Cobb the real target? The plot revolves around Cobb's efforts to implant an idea in the mind of a business scion (Fischer, played by Cillian Murphy). But is Cobb the real target of inception? There are some details that suggest this is the case, namely the fact that multiple characters, from Mal to Ken Watanabe's Japanese mystery man Saito, insist that Cobb "take a leap of faith," along with repeatedly warning Cobb that he will become an "old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone." It seems to us that even while Cobb is running around trying to pull off his inception scheme, these ideas are being planted in his mind just as subtly as anything his team is doing to Fischer.

• Is Cobb still in limbo? Of course, there's another answer, one suggested within the film itself: that Cobb is still trapped inside the limbo of his own mind. The repeated appearances of his (supposedly?) deceased wife Mal culminate in a showdown where she insists that he is still dreaming and she begs him to leave the dream world to join her, the same thing she said when she apparently died by leaping to her death. Cobb, of course, claims throughout the film that Mal was mistaken, leading to her accidental suicide, but what if she's right and everything in the film is simply another dream within Cobb's endless limbo? This seems possible, especially when you ask yourself this:

• Why does Fischer end up in Cobb's limbo? Several times in the film, Cobb's subconscious spawns elements -- mainly Mal, but also an entire train at one point -- within the carefully constructed dreams they are visiting. But how? After all, Cobb isn't the architect of those dreams -- Ariadne (Ellen Page) is. Nor should he be able to populate the dreams himself, as that is done by the dreamer, which is Fischer for most of the movie. This climaxes in Fischer's descent into limbo, which, as it happens, is the same limbo that Cobb and Mal previously constructed during their endless exile there. But think about it: Unless they are in Cobb's dream, this limbo should either be one created by Ariadne or, since she hadn't designed that far down, more likely by Fischer's subconscious, if in fact it wasn't just a blank slate to begin with. Yet both Fischer and later Siato end up inside the version of limbo created in Cobb's dream -- something that shouldn't happen unless Cobb himself is the one dreaming. Which brings us to perhaps the ultimate question:

• Is Mal still alive? If Cobb is still stuck in his dream, it means one of two things: either he and Mal are both still dreaming and have yet to wake up from their initial experiment or they have woken up only for Cobb's mind to have become permanently lost. In either case, Mal would still be alive, which may explain her actions throughout the film. Though Mal is the Latin word for evil, and she seems to embody this by killing a number of characters, it may be that she is actually the hero of the piece: having escaped from the dream, she is the one now using inception to try and get Cobb to wake himself as well. Just as she had to free herself by jumping from the building, though, Cobb has to decide to wake himself, which is why instead of just killing him as she does to the other dreamers (Ariadne and later Fischer), she is trying to persuade Cobb to kill himself. She knows that if he doesn't take this "leap of faith," he will, in fact, end up "old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone" -- alone because she is awake while he still sleeps on. If this is true, then the whole movie is really Mal's complex attempt to trick Cobb into thinking the idea of committing suicide and waking is his own idea -- an attempt that, in the end, fails.

Of course, this is the beauty of 'Inception': There's no definitive answer for anything, meaning that each person will have to decide for themselves what the truth is. Like the characters themselves, then, the only way to figure out 'Inception' is to take a journey into your own mind to find your own answers -- a journey that may, in the end, be Nolan's greatest achievement.

P/S:
Hope this helps for some lunatics who still
wanna argue about how it ends and compare it
from visual and audio.
I think I actually created even more questions
for lunatics out there for a debate.. Haha

Inception

2010-07-25T01:53:00.006+08:00

This is probably the best film I've seen so far in the year of 2010. To conclude the whole deal about this movie, I'll give a rating of 9/10 and for those who hasn't seen this film, it's definitely worth your every penny unless you forgot to bring your brain and does not have good command of English then I'm pretty sure you'll be lost in translation throughout the entire film.

Professional critics like Rotten Tomatoes gave an 86% for this film...
What'cha waiting for?
Go watch this mindblowing, jaw-dropping and astonishing film

However, I have a strong belief that Christopher Nolan, the writer, director and producer of this film kinda stole my idea.. Here's my evidence..
Go below this link and click it as for those loyal reader of drunkenmunkie, I've wrote something about that in the year of 2008!!

http://virtualdrunkenmunkies-ontheloose.blogspot.com/2008/02/unimaginable-thoughts.html

Cell Phones

2010-07-20T01:31:00.006+08:00

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
'No..I'm a little busy right now!!!'

Then I hear the person say nervously...
'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the next stall who keeps answering all my questions

Cell Phones, Don't You Just Love Them??

2nd Day of Work

2010-04-13T16:58:00.003+08:00

This is my 2nd day of work via internship...

9:30am-12pm
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Made some backup and recovery data for clients

12pm-1pm
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Had duck rice in Carnavon St.

1pm-3pm
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Eyes are heavy...Sudah mau tidur...

3pm-5pm
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Refer above..Mau tidur...Please give me some stuff to do..
I am blogging now...That shows how free I am...

5pm-....
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Waiting the time equals 6pm so I can just get outta here!!!
Tomoro going to Juru for god knows what.. Damn..

Any suggestion to kill boredom?????????????

Wow...Seriously it's been a while

2010-03-24T09:51:00.003+08:00

Holy cow...It's been nearly a year I haven't updated shit in here...Followers and readers out there...I'm pretty sure you all are gonna fokkin hate me for this...

Reasons are as followed:
I've been sick and not in a good shape
I do not have a stable line here

But that will soon be back...

I will soon update my stuff and etc... Thanks for those who still keep in touch with me and for those who actually still drop by in here once in a while...

As far as I know, for those who have linked with my blogs...Matteus Pan, Dinesh and Ycc are the only ones that still clicked Goh Heang Heang in your blogs so thank you all for the courtesy...

I'll write in here soon... And most importantly I am in good shape now so ya...

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2009-06-13T23:24:00.002+08:00

Haze
Tasteless food
Running down the stairs just to catch a bus when the lift broke down...(I live on the 12th floor)
Assholes
Wake up early
Dirty socks
Running out of cash...Even the ATM machine tells me I am a poor bastard..
Unstable internet connection
Lag
Crap mamak
Distraction
Lousy housemates
Wankers
Smoker
Pimps and whores
Rempits
Low lifers

The journey continues.....

2009-05-21T05:00:00.003+08:00

A new journey has begun.... I'll probably be away from the blogging scene for a couple of weeks coz no internet access at the hostel so I'd take this opportunity to thank the loyal readers and blogmates out there...
Not forgetting I'm leaving behind some great peeps

Jovan- You are one of my best fren and I know you since childhood.. Never really had the chance to be the same class with you during high skool but we get to meet during tuition class and that's when crazy shit starts to happen every fucking time.. Hope everything will be fine for you and hopefully by December you don't have to go for all those tests and burn "Golden Paper" at Ratu Mutiara if you know what I mean..All the best!!..Keep on hunting burgers man!!!

Shaun- Know you since Mr. Yew/Ewe (Forgot how to spell his name...Sorry sir!!) tuition...Those time you were fucking loud...Alwiz with Roger, Charles, Leonard and Jade and do crazy shit...I still remember the time when you said to the tuition teacher you gotta go out to buy exercise book and came back with curry puff...What the fuck man??? But then now you have changed and become the enlighten one...The Buddha.. But this Buddha still say the words like Fuck, Cibai and etc!!! But at times got his own philosophy but most of the time...I would say 70% is "gila" punya philosophy...All the best in whatever you're doing..

Phoebe- I also dunno how I know you but ever since I know you, this girl is really gila sometimes... Hahaha...My bad...I know I am also gila.. If I need a swimming pool, I'll definitely call this girl but looks like you're gonna shift to other place so I gotta find Nellie already...No choice...But that'll probably happen in 2 years or not at all...Gotta make frenz with the Nepalese guard...Namaste!!!...Good luck in your future undertakings too..

Nellie- Dude, you owe me Death Note 2...You got big problem la...Call you, dun wanna answer..SMS you sometimes dun reply...Nudge you in MSN also no reply..But anyways...Your sins are forgiven!!! HAHAHA.. Great to have you as a fren too...However, please answer our calls when we call you!!!...And in future, please borrow me your C-Class Kompressor again...And please dun look down on Jovan's driving skill...Who's the one who drives manual transmission???..All the best to you too..

Arjan- It's good to catch up with you during MSN...Get to know what the hell is going on and all that...And our "political views" are about the same...HIDUP DAP!!!! HAHAHA..Or Pakatan Rakyat...

Joseph- Also one of my childhood fren, from doing shits like locking Aaron Gan in the museum..Damn...We made SXI got blacklisted...How cool is that??? Playing football, lepak, play game and etc...Seriously you are one cool mofo...Kip on rocking..

Dinesh-I'd love to spend some time wif you before I leave, but I got tons of shits to do...Sorry man...Say sorry to Elmo too...If you are actually reading this blog...Guess we'll see each other during Deepavali or Thaipusam then...

Julian-I'll see you on Monday...So the end...Hahaha.. Geek!!!

YCC- Dude, good luck in your future undertakings...Don't be emo and all...And Poetry is not the way to get chicks these days..You just gotta go and do your "thang" if you know what I mean..

Anuar aka Randy- You are one crazy motherfucker after I've known you from Orientation Camp..Sick ass bastard mofo...I do hope you can ask the indian babe to visit your candy shop one day!!!...Hahaha...And you are probably the only one who watches Lost until SEASON 5 for goodness sake!!!.. Just like me...Hahaha..I'll be back next year and we are gonna do deep analysis on LOST SEASON 6...See ya during convocation..

To the rest who I did not/forgot to mention, it doesn't mean I don't love you guys but I am blogging this at 5am...Give me a break aite!!..

I love all of you...MUACKX!!!!

Lost Season 5 Finale

2009-05-17T03:21:00.005+08:00

Lost Season 5 : Destiny Calls

Firstly I do not know why many of my frenz don't watch this wonderful TV series...In fact to me it's one of the best yet... Maybe only complicated people like me will probably understand complicated TV series... It's already Season 5...Ooops..The Finale...
Next year would be Season 6 and hopefully the mystery will be unfold...
Season 5 is probably one of the best yet...It even has a twist towards the ending.. And the best is [It is no longer about the island itself]...It's a time travel island or should I say it's an island that has enourmous pocket of energy[Electromagnetism plays in this role of energy] that can take u back in time or take u forward to the future or etc...[If you are able to control it!!!].....
Many may think this tv series is shit as it takes u back and then flashforwards and many will be confused...But if you are loyal to this series like me who followed this series in the TV from Season 1 since 2004 to Season 3 and then download from Season 4-5 and probably season 6 too which is the end of all the seasons aka the series itself...You ain't gonna be confused...In fact Season 6 is gonna be the most highly anticipated Lost Series ever...
To the Lost Fans out there...I am pretty sure you will say the same...

Cast of Lost Season 5
From left to right: Michael Emerson as Ben Linus, Henry Ian Cusick as Desmond Hume, Jorge Garcia as Hugo "Hurley" Reyes, Josh Holloway as James "Sawyer" Ford, Elizabeth Mitchell as Juliet Burke, Mathew Fox as Jack Shephard, Jeremy Davies as Daniel Faraday, Naveen Andrews as Sayid Jarrah, Yunjin Kim as Sun Kwon, Evangeline Lilly as Kate Austen, Terry O'Quinn as John Locke, Daniel Dae Kim as Jin Kwon and Ken Leung as Miles Straume.

Success

2009-05-13T03:25:00.002+08:00

Strive
Unity
Commitment
Character
Enterprising
Synergise
Sacrifice

Being a variable myself, I am gonna think of these 7 words that formed into this one word that will affect my life and others as well.... And this will be attained by a variable itself when that variable is being thrown into the Shithole...

P/S: Failure is not an option

Masterpiece

2009-05-11T04:12:00.002+08:00

Firstly, Insomnia again..
Secondly, I couldn't believe it but YES, I've completed my [Masterpiece]...
The masterpiece that will be unveil very soon..
And 3rdly, I am going back to bed now since it's bloody 4:14am
And lastly I am gonna cover myself with a blanket and ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Time machine

2009-05-07T01:52:00.002+08:00

I wish I have a time machine rite now... I'll probably freeze time or forward it to a few years of my studying life... All those memorizing and research and assignments and etc.. They are killing me...And I actually would love to spend more time with my family, my GF and some of my close frenz before I actually leave...But this is inevitable...I have about one more week... I really wish I have a time machine so that I don't have to go the shithole that soon...
Shithole is a shithole because living cost is high, people aren't friendly..[They don't have the time to socialise nor say hi to u coz all they care is $$$ cause with $$$ they will be able to get some fresh pussies]...
Travelling in shithole is just like using your own finger and dig out your own shit and literally eat it coz it's just shit...It's worse than living in a countryside of Finland and walk for a few miles to the nearest train station so that you can go to the town of Helsinki... Shithole is there for a reason...They produce they best quality shits that no one can ever imagine...Crime and vices in shithole are number 1 in the entire world...
I actually miss my dad and mum after what they have done...I can't believe I am saying thank you to them after all the crap I have received from them which they are doing it coz it's for my own good...
Wanna thank my GF and also my frenz whenever they are there for me or when I am in my bad times or down or watsoever...
To the losers out there...Wish u all luck too...And to the wankers out there...Wank harder...

P/S: Not forgetting the alcoholics,
drug abusers,
pimp daddy and etc..

Keep on rocking till the world comes to an end...

Constants and variables

2009-05-03T04:44:00.004+08:00

Daniel Faraday enlightens me with this shit about constants and variables... So technically my constants that is currently fixed would be shits like my 12 hours of sleeping time, boring daily routine like watching DVD or just laze around at home doing nothing or going out wondering what to do or just visit my GF and watch Lost.. My variables would probably be the actions I am doing like moving from one point to another point... I lost my 6 packs and now it becomes one bloody round tummy...(I would call it a 6 in 1 muscle)...I am just too damn lazy to work out or move about or do anything..And the best thing is I left a few more days (I would say) in PG and I am off to a place where they call it the [SHITHOLE]...The [SHITHOLE] would probably turn me into an undead zombie...And I am beginning to know why some of my frenz miss their hometown so badly... I used to tease them about being mad for going back to hometown every week...And now...I don't wanna leave my hometown coz I am beginning to miss my authentic PG food.. Most of all is the environment and every single shit about PG...The air that I breathe in PG and etc etc etc...My soul is in here...
The way PG'ites cuss around saying (Lanciao, Cibai, Keong Kan, Sio Kan, Sio Pu, and etc etc...)..[Sorry for being such an asshole posting up some profanities here but I can't help it]....
I am gonna miss all this words coz this is the authentic PG language... The language where everybody understands... I still remembered this incident where some really authentic PG fella meets up wif his another authentic PG fren...And straight his conversation starts with

A: Wei, macibai lu eh...A neh ku bo kua tiok lu liao...Lu si ki ta lok keong kan tuah ta lok eh sua khang????
B: Bo eng la...Cho seng li la...

ZZZZZZZZZZZ.....

What the fuck does all this PG rude language gotta do with constants and variables I wonder...

Anyways, back to the relativity of physics here... We human beings are like variables and we can change the chain of events if we do not focus too much on the constants... Hence destiny can be altered if we focus on the actions that we do rather than living based on fate, luck or chances... Start to put in your own effort and initiatives to attain certain things that you want....

P/S: I am on a new level of madness here.............

My Songs

2009-05-01T01:27:00.002+08:00

Seriously I haven't listen to my normal radio station (Hitz.FM) for 2 years... And I don't even know who tops the Billboard at the moment coz I have been listening to Ministry Of Sound, Housexy, Cafe Del Mar and etc... I remember the last time I ever listen to radio and she topped the Billboard Chart was Alicia Keys..And that's all I can remember...
The other day I just went in random and so ya..Listen to Hitz.Fm for a while and I couldn't take it for 3 minutes...I came across this song..I dunno wat BOOM BOOM shit by BEP (Black Eyed Peas) and it's pure rubbish... I have no idea why the producer or a music composer can come out with such a crap...It's soul-less, passion-less, and.. one word for it...BULLSHIT...
I hope some music producer out there can make something with more soul and passion in their work... At least something like Coldplay, Alicia Keys or even Kylie is better than the BOOM BOOM shit by BEP..

Finale

2009-04-20T02:25:00.003+08:00

Well I couldn't really believe it myself that it has to come to the end of my coll's life and I am graduating with a diploma in no time. I didn't even have the time to post in 6 weeks and I couldn't share some of my ups and downs during that intense 6 weeks I had so I really would like to say sorry to the peeps out there who actually follow my blog and I guess they probably lost faith and got frustrated with not even a single shit in this blog updated in the recent 6-7 weeks....
But then again, I would say this is one hell of a finale and I'm gonna miss my M40 classmates very much... To those who already waiting to graduate just like me...(Congrats)
And to those who will face their final battle, I'd like to wish'em good luck and do your best, (Do or Die thing) so be strong..The Finale boys and girls..

Good luck to some of my M40 mates here:
Goon Kang Wei
Lim Peng Tat
Julian Ooi
Adrian Khor
Cheong Chee Heng
Keong Kent Yen
Lau Zhen Xian
Goh Eng Chin
Goh Kuan Lok
Foo Shu Rong
Alex Toh

And Congrats to some of my M40 mates here:
Li Man Kun
Alicia Ooi
Karen Chuah
Ho Shou Yun
Jonathan Lim

See ya guys in some other time...

P/S: M40 is one of the greatest chapter of my life....

Week 1 of Final Year Project

2009-03-09T01:54:00.005+08:00

Gonna graduate soon but before that...Final Year Project
Things to do are:-

Formation of subgroups
Briefing
Brainstorming.....

Enough of this crap......ZzZzZz

Now things to submit in week 2 are:-

Organizational Background
System Proposal
DFD
Business Rules

Now I am done with organizational background....Objectives....(ZZZZZZZZZ)
System Proposal (done), DFD (done) and Context Diagram (Done)...Phew..

DFD (shitzer)

I feel there's some redundancy in my DFD...Anyone can help??? Fuck.. Nahh...Still have like 48 hours more before I am gonna present this piece of shit... Bless me...Good luck to me..
Haha...Fuck it...

Timetable Sem3 M40

2009-03-01T16:26:00.005+08:00

Day Time Unit Code Lec Venue
Mon 1pm-3pm AACS3134 OLL DKD

Tues 12pm-1pm AACS3134 OLL Comp B
1pm-3pm AACS3134 OLL Intranet
3pm-4pm AEMS1612 ARD T210

Wed 11am-12:30pm AEMS1612 ARD DKD

Thurs 9:30am-11pm AEMS1612 ARD DKD

Fri 11am-1pm AACS3134 OLL Comp C

My Valentine.....

2009-02-16T16:16:00.010+08:00

Dry Lager aka Pale Lager aka Asahi became my companion during valentine's day. Not being "emo" or anything, just cause I was pissed after spending some unnecessary $$$$ in a lousy restaurant so I was then..Fuck it...Let's get some lager and my GF said aite..No prob..
Nothing much happened except trying to make ourselves drunk and drive wrecklessly which it seems to be impossible coz I am here blogging so there you go...
Drunken Munkie have high endurance towards alcohol...

Verification wise: He can't get drunk!!!!!!...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........

Anyways Happy Valentine's Day to you sweetheart

Drink you mofo

Somebody please stop him!!!

Wat the???

Drink again? Your liver's gonna burst

Your liver's gonna burst too!!!

How can we resist this???
It's bloody Asahi for god's sake

Bloody Ichiban and Kimochi

Ichiban means Good I think???
Kimochi means FEELS DAMN GOOD I think??

I dunno Japanese...
Coz I learn Japanese from JAV(Japanese Adult Video)

Fuck it if I am wrong!!!

How bout some weeeeeeee !!??!!

2009-02-13T02:07:00.004+08:00

Insomnia hits me again...Nahh...Gonna sleep soon..I guess??
Oh it's Friday now...Looking at the clock on the bottom right of my screen..(2:08am)
Ok gonna sleep soon..Gonna just scribble my shit I did yesterday so that I can read this back and laugh to myself when I am 50 years old...

Shit that I did was, Pang Sai, went to No.3 (If you are from Penang you should know!!!!) with my frenz, met one of my old high skool mate there at No.3.. Edward Soon(Bola) ..
Just as some people thought that people will not hire me coz I am just gonna work for 2 fucking weeks...Oh ya...Just got that job...

Best part of the job...
1. Flexible Time
2. I'm gonna work for 2 fucking weeks
3. I'm just as lazy as the supervisor
4. Good pay

P/S: Kay Kay ah.... They are not going to hire me rite???? Sure or not???? LMAO!!!!
And I'm not gonna work for one month... 2 weeks!!!!!

10/2/2009

2009-02-10T19:19:00.005+08:00

Bored to death...Woke up, makan, went to dar's place to help her finish the flower, back, chat, went for a job interview..Oh ya...Job interview..No feedback yet..Back now..
Blogging...This lame ass shit...And gonna click publish post in 5 seconds..

Something for users out there to see after so much of porn. Give the pornstars a break, they need a break too. Excessive porn will lead to fatigue of the pornstars...

Back From The Dead

2009-02-07T20:51:00.003+08:00

..Virtual Drunken Munkie is alive..
~Finally~
WooGaGa

Finished My Bloody Semester
Everything seems passable except my last fucking paper..
Such a wanker, just such a wanker

Looks like this blog is dead for several months
DEAD

Sorry to the peeps out there
More excitement to come
Don't worry
Sit back and relax
Wait till this blogger have a good rest and food, some chilled beer then everything will be back on track

In the meantime

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Random Pt.Unknown

2008-11-08T01:32:00.002+08:00

Sorry for not posting up for such a long time...
Mainly coz I was busy with everything.....
And I mean everything...Year 2 Sem 2...
Damn...What a crazy sem...I wish we have 76 hours in one day..
So for those who seek some fun in VirtualPress...
I am sorry but it will take quite some time when I actually update
In the meantime...Have a Nice Day

Something to share

2008-09-29T17:41:00.004+08:00

To My Friends Who Are...........SINGLE
Love is like a butterfly.
The more you chase it, the more it eludes you.
But if you just let it fly,
it will come to you when you least expect it.
Love can make you happy but often it hurts,
but love's only special when you give it
to someone who is really worth it.
So take your time and choose the best.

To My Friends Who Are............NOT SO SINGLE
Love isn't about becoming somebody else's perfect person.
It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be.

To My Friends Who Are............PLAYBOY/GIRL TYPE
Never say 'I love you' if you don't care.
Never talk about feelings if they aren't there.
Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart.
Never look in the eye when all you do is lie.
The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love
when he doesn't intend to catch her fall

To My Friends Who Are............MARRIED
Love is not about it's your fault, but I'm sorry.
Not where are you, but I'm right here.
Not how could you, but I understand.
Not I wish you were,
but I'm thankful you are.

To My Friends Who Are............ENGAGED
The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but
how good you are for each other.

To My Friends Who Are............HEARTBROKEN
Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut as deep as you allow them to go.
The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.

To My Friends Who Are............NAIVE
How to be in love:
Fall but don't stumble, be consistent but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, and get hurt but never keep the pain.

To My Friends Who Are............POSSESSIVE
It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else
but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.

To My Friends Who Are............AFRAID TO CONFESS
Love hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea how you feel.

To My Friends Who Are............STILL HOLDING ON
A sad thing about life is when you meet someone and fall in love, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and that you have wasted years on someone who wasn't worth it. If he isn't worth it now he's not going to be worth it a year or 10 years from now. Let go.....

TO ALL MY FRIENDS
My wish for you is a man/women whose love is honest, strong, mature,
never-changing, uplifting, protective, encouraging, rewarding and unselfish.

Holiday

2008-09-28T03:18:00.003+08:00

Holiday is Fun but it's Short..
How I wish everyday is a holiday
Get to meet some old chaps
Catch up some old times
Don't have to listen to some wankers chanting on
Dying for pussies
Dying for cunts, etc....

Get to recharge my energy by sleeping for 12 hours
Ooops...That's kinda too much
I am a piggy...In fact a skinny one..
Damn...My body clock is ermm..
Hahaha...But who cares??
Most of us are gonna die from cancer anyways..
Wanna get big bucks??
You know the answer!!!

P/S: I don't wanna know my results!!

Love Prototype

2008-09-20T23:40:00.003+08:00

The explorer thinking and missing its dear

The soft spoken one waiting for the explorer

Helping each other

Manja Manja with each other

~~So damn cute~~

P/S: Make love not war
When in doubt, think of your loved ones

Merdekaaa

2008-08-31T01:42:00.003+08:00

Happy Merdeka Malaysia..
51 Years Of Touching Hearts...

P/S: 1st time being patriotic....

Tips to provoke a police!!!!

2008-08-20T19:49:00.005+08:00

Police: Macam mana...Mahu saman atau......
Friendly Neighborhood: Saman
Police: Saman RM300...Tahu tak??
Friendly Neighborhood: Tahu... You mahu bagi chance atau mahu saman??
Police: Turun kereta... Tunggu saat...
Friendly Neighborhood: Ok..
Police: Ok...Sekarang saya bagi saman kepada kamu ya?
Friendly Neighborhood: Cepat lah... Saya kejar masa...
Police: Betul nak saman???
Friendly Neighborhood: Habis you nak apa???
Police: (Call his partner)
Friendly Neighborhood: (Waiting)
Police: (Again)...Betul nak saman...?????
Friendly Neighborhood: Habis nak apa??? You nak bagi chance atau tak mahu???
Police: You tinggal mana?? Bapa kerja mana???
Friendly Neighborhood: Jangan buang masa...You nak bagi chance you bagi..
Police: (Acting with his pen)
Friendly Neighborhood: Nak bagi saman bagi sekarang...
Friendly Neighborhood: Saya rela bayar RM300 untuk kerajaan daripada memberi rasuah untuk kamu.....

Police: "Speechless"....Wrote some crappy details...And ask Friendly Neighborhood to go home..................................................

Friendly Neighborhood forgot to say this to the police......

Suruh kamu belajar dengan bersungguh-sungguh semasa di sekolah...Kamu tak mahu...Sekarang jadi polis dan berjemur di bawah matahari untuk minta rasuah!!!!!

WALL-E

2008-08-17T17:06:00.003+08:00

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WALL-E
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A jewel of a film in conception, execution and message.

I love you WALL:E...
97% in Rotten Tomatoes..How can you not watch this????

I miss you............

2008-08-15T23:55:00.004+08:00

To see you when I wake up, is a gift I didn't think could be real
To know that you feel the same, as I do, is a Three-fold utopian dream
You do something to me
That I can't explain
So would I be out of line, If I said
I miss you.
I see your picture, I smell your skin and I see the empty pillow next to mine
You have only been gone for hours, but already I am wasting away
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon
But I need you to know, that I care
And I miss you

Some of the memorable moments that I will not forget....

P/S: Dear RF....
I miss you and I want you to know that
I do care about you and I love you

Odyssey 2008/2009

2008-08-09T11:49:00.009+08:00

These are some of the pics taken during the Odyssey 2008/2009

From left to right: Julian, Boon Kit, YCC, Issac and Drunken Munkie

The person in the 2nd left...[Certified Gay]
Me and Julian with the blazer

Two guys with the blazer posing

All became immature

Group pics

Retardation

More retardation

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P/S: A picture is worth a thousand words.......
That'll save me from typing the details!!!

The Basic Stuff

2008-07-26T00:35:00.004+08:00

Had a tyre puncture a few hours ago...Darn...
And now I am wondering how many wankers out there actually know how to change their car tyres if they face this incident...
I see so many people that knows how to so called "drift" their car but the fact is that they only "Power Slide" and know how to speed their cars and all...
But changing a tyre??? Hahaha...
Learn the basics wankers before you start doing your so called "DRIFTS"....

P/S: I don't even know how to change a tyre but now I shall learn..
Wait a minute....Already been there and done that!!!

User-friendly Keyboards!!!!...

2008-07-12T23:52:00.004+08:00

As we all know keyboards are in the QWERTY format...
Let just see some shiz niz TARCIANs did in the COM lab!!!...

I wonder what will happen if the keyboards today are not in the QWERTY format???

Pics of Doom

2008-07-10T00:10:00.002+08:00

Who said Penang is ugly????

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P/S: Reminds me of the Day After Tomorrow

Woo Of Doom

2008-07-01T01:22:00.003+08:00

Most DIA and BIS students were raped by the so called Woo Of Doom a few hours back...
20 over questions and you are suppose to finish it in 45 minz...Imagine 20 essays..!!!
With all the networking shiz niz...
And ZzzzZZZzzZZZzzz..
I gotta see that Woo Of Doom at 9am...
Puta Madre!!!!

P/S: Blue Clouds (Not meant for HIGH IQ people to know)

Untitled Pt.?

2008-06-28T22:11:00.003+08:00

What is June?
A bloody busy month...
Year 2 is not a good year
How I wish I can go back to Year 1 and do Ethnic Studies again..
Don't even have the time to sign in to my bloggie
Can't even trash talk in MSN anymore
Assignments, assignments and more assignments....!!!

Anyways I am gonna watch Euro 2008 (Finals) with my dad..
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzz....Boring..
And yet I got mid term test...

Germany vs Spain..
I hope Spain wins..

Too bad Raul Gonzalez is not in the sqaud..
Bloody Aragones left out one legendary striker just cause he didn't score in the previous seasons...But he did score 18 goals during the 2007/2008 season...

Blahhh...

The End..!!!!..

P/S: At least an update....

Another chapter

2008-06-02T02:01:00.005+08:00

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Sun, June 01, 2008
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Woke up at 1pm..It's weekends so gimme a break
Buddha suddenly called me to swim..
Okay so I gotta do my tutorial work first..
Then only can swim..
Before that I had my usual Top Gear session..
Aite, so swim and all...Threw some tennis balls in the pool..
And after that bulldog brought one basketball and it also went in the pool..
That's when the fun part began..
Water splashing and all...
Haha..Poor Nellie..
Coz we are not gonna leave her with the dry condition...
After all that, went for meditation..
Not bad though..
Although I don't see Sarah Michelle Gellar but it's quite relaxing..
Dinner at Astaka..
Met Edwin Ooi there..
Didn't see that geezer for about one year plus I think..
He's doing okay I guess..
Good luck with his future undertakings anyways..
Had a short convo with him

Anyways to end this short chapter of my life..
I really wanna thank the Divine Soul members..
Without you guys, I guess I'll still have my bloody headache but Bulldog's advice is still the best and the most remarkable ones..

I think I should quote it like this since it's bloody remarkable..
I gotta quote it something like in the Koran or maybe the Holy Bible
Forgot how the Bible looks like anyways..
Meaning I didn't go to hotels for quite some time already...

Anyways, here comes his quote:
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Having girlfriends at this fragile age is a waste of time and money
--Bulldog--

Parkour

2008-05-31T14:19:00.008+08:00

What is Parkour?

Parkour is the art of moving through your environment using only your body and the surroundings to propel yourself. It can include running, jumping, climbing, even crawling, if that is the most suitable movement for the situation. Parkour could be grasped by imagining a race through an obstacle course, the goal is to overcome obstacles quickly and efficiently, without using extraneous movement. Apply this line of thought to an urban environment, or even a run through the woods, and you're on the right path. Because individual movements could vary so greatly by the situation, it is better to consider Parkour as defined by the intention instead of the movements themselves. If the intention is to get somewhere using the most effective movements with the least loss of momentum, then it could probably be considered Parkour.

What isn't Parkour?

Parkour is not acrobatics, tricking, stunts, recklessness, or jumping off high objects for no reason. It is not any movement or activity that doesn't fit in the above description "What Parkour Is". It is also not "What you make of it" ... it is predefined and has a purpose, if something doesn't suit that purpose, it is not Parkour.

Watch this to know more about Parkour

P/S: You wouldn't want this drunken munkie on the loose

Love me later.....

2008-05-29T18:11:00.002+08:00

Sorry for not updating for weeks I think
I guess I'm just busy with some mates helping another mate to get himself his desired girl
And now with this update..Gosh..
I mean..I wouldn't wanna post this actually but then the inconvenient statement has to be made

I sacrificed love for friendship
It's a love triangle shiz niz
It's crazy but yes...It is..
It drives everyone nuts

Some may say I'm just being stupid and retarded
Coz I just let go of her..
But then again I am a person that just go with the flow
I don't really care about any relationships at the moment
She's still a mystery
She has the signs of going after me
But yet she has the signs of....
And bros b4 hoes
My bro likes her so much that if I don't let go
I guess he'll kill himself for real this time
And I can't see the pain he's sufferin' all this while
He's been rejected for like 3 or 4 times
And in the meantime I gotta turn off my mobile sometimes coz
some annoying bitches keeps on calling me...
Well whatever it is..Bro, I hope you can get her
And I'll be here supporting you no matter what

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Been listenin' to Indie rock these few days just to forget about this shiz niz
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I've been down and
I'm wondering why
These little black clouds
Keep walking around
With me

It wastes time
And I'd rather be high
Think I'll walk me outside
And buy a rainbow smile
But be free
They're all free

So maybe tomorrow
I'll find my way home

I look around at a beautiful life
Been the upperside of down
Been the inside of out
But we breathe
We breathe

I wanna breeze and an open mind
I wanna swim in the ocean
Wanna take my time for me
All me

So maybe tomorrow
I'll find my way home

Lyrics by one of my favorite Welsh band

P/S: Let's all hope my bro will get her so wish him luck lads..

Nothing silly, just plain stupid

2008-05-19T02:56:00.006+08:00

Sorry to all peeps out there for not updating this few days...
Com got some probs... Reformatted it anyways...
So my com now is "Like A Virgin"
Anyways been eating, sleeping, swimming, running, wandering around like a bloody warrior as usual...

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15 May 2008
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Went for a swim in Marina Bay again with Jul and Dav..
Free pool and retarded guards..
I just love dissing the guards..
Went to Dav's place to try out his new printer/scanner
And since we were so pro in illustrations and all that...
We tested it by printing this beautiful chick's pic..

Birthdate: October 2, 1988
Sadly she's a pornstar...

Then suddenly Dav's mum went lunatic and asked us to switch off our phones coz of some radio waves or shock waves or whatever waves...

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16May 2008
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Nothing much happened in this chapter..
Can't really remember though..
Other than Dav's whining about Fann Wong and all
Nothing much..
Oh, now I remembered..
Suddenly at 10pm Dav was in front of my house
Fetched me and Jul and go all the way to
Sungai Nibong near Pesta area or somewhere there
Just to eat dinner/supper....Anyways thx Dav for the ride..

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17 May 2008
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Being healthy finally?? Supposedly
Woke up at 7am, went to Youth Park for a jog with Jul...
But ended up playing stupid equipments over there..
Met some MILFs, one fair lady..I mean Lady..
And oh ya..Met one former retarded teacher over there..
As we were walking, we were cussing and all with the Fuck Count..
He was staring at us..I'm pretty sure he'll think we were from SXI since we love to use the word FUCK..

(Evening/Nite)
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Just chillin' with some frenz as usual..
Somebody owed me 12 quids..
Damn...Can't do much of the socialising and all..
Finished the BIG LEBOWSKI...
Two thumbs up for that movie..
Blahh....Tired..
Let's zzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ

Holidays gonna end soon...
Gotta start to have more beauty sleep to purify the essence of life..
And get back to my normal body clock too..
But for now...ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ

Tribute to "Like A Virgin"

Definitely Maybe

2008-05-13T03:00:00.007+08:00

I have no idea where I came across with that Definitely Maybe crap...
Somehow it did came across when I was in my daily rendezvous having sips of Remy Martin
And indefinitely gettin high with life and a packet of
Ah Soon's Char Koay Teow
(Not the best but probably the best in Tg Bungah)

This time went to the gym in Marina Bay
Supposedly some luxurious condominium or apartment in PG
But the guards are just some useless monkey...They don't bother to give a fuck on the look of a serial killer...
So ya....Went in and play with some equipments in the gym
I don't like the word of "working out" coz I'm no geezer
I ain't got the muscles for it
I'm like a useless plank...
Tryna kill my boredom by going to the gym
And I ain't going to Fitness Centre
Coz Marina Bay is just good enough for me...F.O.C.
And jolly good, I met this old geezer...Hideyo Takehara..
What an old geezer...With his beard and all...Really looked like a Ninja or Samurai that is ready to kill anybody that tries to stop him from wanking his way to the moon..

Should I add the details and mumbo-jumbo on what happened in the morning???

Coz I din even wake up in the morning..
I woke up around 14:00 when my dad called my mobile phone to do some shiz niz..!!

So anyways fuck it.........

I would like to concentrate on what happened in my life during the evening coz it's good...
It's so good I just felt like owning a time machine and switch back to this date..

12/5/2007

Over
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Over
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Over

Again

[ Why????????????? ]

Coz I met a MILF in the gym
After "playing some tools" in the gym
She offered me some lite dinner..
And her daughter is 20...
And the daugher is amazingly hawtttt..
Freaking hawtttt...
I am 19 so wat???

Age is just a number
And I still prefer the mum!!!!

The best part is she lived in a penthouse...
Holy Cow...
A MILF in a PENTHOUSE..
That's like double the action and triple the excitement!!!!

Luckily I wasn't stupid enough to reject her lite dinner...
Actually I did but then in the end I still ended up in her penthouse...

Oh my oh my...
Nevermind
I guess today was my lucky day...

Anyways went back home about 10 or 11??
I can't remember coz everything that was on my mind was the MILF
And the daughter...

Decided to watch one DVD before I burst myself into the MILF agenda, hot mama, sexy mama, cool mama, wat a mama!!!!

MAMA MIA....

OKOK...

TIME TO STRAIGHTEN MYSELF UP
SO I DECIDED TO WATCH ATONEMENT

I would just say this movie is so brilliant that it almost made me cried after watching it..
7 nominations in the previous Academy Award...
It is metafiction and psychological realism
So brilliant until I forgot about the MILF but

Ohh...
Now I am back to the MILF again...

It seems like I wanna go there tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow
And perhaps everyday...

I am sick and I need medical attention
Please give me heroine and weed and many other drugs that will set me off
Coz it seems that the MILF is making me HIGH all DAY and all NITE

Finally I'm no longer a Mushroom!!!!

2008-05-11T02:45:00.003+08:00

Finally I'm no longer a mushroom
Coz mushroom is good and bad in lotsa ways
Why am I being a mushroom???
Coz I laze too much like a bloody wanker with a soppy butt sitting in front of the com for the past few weeks
Mushroom is good coz u gotta laze around...Mushroom soup is GOOD...
But mushroom is bad coz it makes you suffer from a serious fatigue..
Mushroom looks like a dickhead too...
Mushrooms in hokkien simply means (Sehh Kor)...
Got it???

Been growing mushrooms like an ordinary scumbag..
But all this is gone...
No more fatigue..
No more
All just gone....
Life is great
Coz I live my life to the fullest and get high with LIFE...
I've got an EXTRA LIFE...

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Sat, 12:00pm
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I woke up as usual...Gotta wake up when the clock turns to two digits..
Anyways at least an improvement towards a healthy lifestyle
Two days ago I woke up at 15:00pm
Dig that sucka...!!!!

Sat, 2:00pm
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DVD frenzy mofos..
Watched two DVDs...Pirated la..Wait till I own Tower Records

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In the Valley Of Elah
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It's a quality film, but all the truly emotional moments come from watching and listening to the soldiers, which doesn't really happen until the very end.

Personal review: 8/10
Rotten tomatoes had a fresh rating too...71%

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Eastern Promises
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Eastern Promises is a straightforward, straight-up Russian gangster movie whose primary achievement is making the Russian gangster underworld feel exotic and menacing.
Thick russian accent portrayed by Mortensen and blood flows like vodka
If you like blood, watch this...If you don't understand the culture of russian mafia, watch this..
If you don't understand that eastern european countries are surrounded by craps from A-Z, watch this...

Personal review: 7/10
Rotten tomatoes: 88%

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Sat, 5:00pm
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Yesh....I'm officially no mushroom (Sehh Kor)
Back to my favorite crap again...Swimming
Then a bit of gym..
And fuck fatigue...
Still swim...Jacuzzi...But forgot the sauna la..Fuck
Nvm...Some other day...Wait till other mofos finish their exams..

Sat, 10:00pm
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Went for DVD hunting again...w00t..0.O..
Bought so much DVDs that I couldn't even count with my 8 fingers and 2 thumbs..
Wat to do, I've been watching at least 2 DVDs everyday...At least 2 (Mark that)
Found some classics like the Big Lebowski...Fucking hillarious like crap..At least from the reviews I read..Haven't watched it though...
Other miscellaneous details, well too lazy to type!!!
And I love sitting behind Shaun's car...It's like a playground to me...I get to play his air-cond and all...Ya, I'm still a Kido...Fuck You Peeps Big Time...

Sunday, 12:00am
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Burger session with those regular mofos again..Shaun contributed the Fresh Milk that has UHT or DHA or whatever crap that is written in that bloody box...
To me whatever you can't pronounce in the food label is harmful to you..
If you see something dioxide, monoxide, !@#$%^&*()_+~`= (3.7970348124124) bunch of bullshit on there...It's harmful to you!!!!...

Sunday, 1:00am
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Back, test my DVDs...Finally my Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrel is clear after changing it for so MANY times..

P/S: I still have about 10 or 12 DVDs..Perhaps around there and
I don't think it'll last me till the next weekend..
Wish me luck not to watch
All of it!!!

Recent outing in Penang Hill

2008-05-08T01:32:00.020+08:00

Finally an update on this

Sunday, 13th April 2008
Did some silly things with Bulldog, Buddha and ermm...One crazy biatch(I will be dead for sure once she reads about this...)...As if I care a FUCK...
PG Hill outing... Crap ain't it... For no bloody reason, bulldog started calling ppl and said lets go for the canopy walk....
Yaya... Aite then...Canopy so here we GO..............

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Kickstart
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Yada yada we know

Warriors...Ready, steady and....Hungry

Old skool Cable

She's retarded..She took pics on ppl's feet

What about mentally challenged people like me???

Where's Lim Guan Eng???

Another Retardation

Semua macam hantu

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PG HILL
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Ahh finally back to serious stuff

Dunno BM and English..

From Left to Right: Warrior (Daydreamin' bout Sarah Michelle Gellar), Bee ( She bugs like a Bee), Warrior 2..(Daydreamin' bout Puppies)

Misty weather

Going to hunt people

Another shot

Jom cari makan

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Pitstop
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Initially we were here to take some shots of this house and suddenly another warrior came out and ask us to join him for tea..Wahhh...Syoknya..
For real???
Gosh.....Jackpot...Let's go

Pitstop for a cup of tea...(Kononnya)

Cantik?

Guest of honor

Warriors!!!

This house belongs to one champion warrior

There...The champ...Spotted him??
He claims to be the gardener

Posing

*Speechless*

Nice garden

Okok...I know..Cantik

Rejuvenate

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The canopy walk
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RM5 for adult....For this piece of shit???
I am so gonna kill that bulldog...
I expected at least one mile..
And wtf is this??? Less than 400 metres also..

Canopy

Fee is up first

Are you scared??

Here comes the warrior in the making

Awww...He looks retarded

ZzzZzzZzz

Bulldog is too tall

Ahh...Me behind him

From front to back: FeeBee, Bulldog, Drunken Munky

Monkey in the making

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Some retardation
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The road not taken

Confused???

Back on track

WTF is that??

WTF is this???

Bunch of wankers

w00t

Anyone home???

We are a few miles above sea level...Haha

Penang is just lovely ain't it??

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Down
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So fast the cameraman tired already?? Useless monkey

I wish I can play with some buttons there

Wahhhh

Nahhhhh

Forgot which station already la

Hello

Please knock my head off

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The best part
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Ok so did I enjoy the PG Hill crap??? No...
Ok ok...I did la..Thx to bulldog who fetched me and the rest of us la...
And thx for the morning call also otherwise I won't be able to enjoy the cup of tea with the gardener...LOLZ.....But this is the best part among all the other crazy shiz niz in PG Hill

He's pissed...Wanna know why???
Cause he's the driver and somebody is....
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Damn Sawng La...

I bet she is in her SAWNGness also

So syok la...

That's roughly the END of PG HILL Shiz Niz
Next outing???
Dunno la....
Round island for FOOD I guess
And maybe Kerachut
Seafood in Tambun???
Too many plans la......
And need $$$$$$ also...Assholes

Random and Insomnia Pt.III

2008-05-06T02:44:00.005+08:00

Are you down lately??
Yes I am
Coz I got nothing better to do
I can't figure out the best way to spend my holidayzzz
I am like this dude down here
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I wander around my room for more than 20 hours coz I am a warrior
I can and I bet you can't!!!

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Anyways I think this is one of the best crap for random people to express shiz niz to their secret crush

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You can't run away from me
I'll navigate the seven seas just to find you
Can't hide away from me
I'll be your shadow when the sun don't shine
I'll be your fly on the wall
Your wrecking ball
Your wake up call on a sleepless night
I'll be your cigarette smoke
Your Junkies dope
You'll be hanging by a thread
And I'll be holding the rope

Cars and planes and boats won't do
Yeah you can be sure I'll find you
I know you want me
Why wont you see me?
If I suffer then you will too
I'm not alone out in the blue
You can't escape me
I won't just disappear

You can't fly away from me
I'll grab your wings and pull back down
Can't walk away from me
Can't you understand we're meant to be?
I'll be the soles on your feet
Your sticky sheet
Your big black cloud on a sunny day
I'll be your shoulders chip
Your sinking ship
Dont try to turn the pages, it's not that easy to spit

You can be sure
I'll find you
I know you want me
Don't throw it all away
Because I'll be back for loving

P/S:
This is dedicated to no one...Cause I don't have a secret crush at the moment!!!
Which you peeps out there will have this perception if I deny in the first place means I have a secret crush...So if you wanna play along then FINE...
I am a MILF Hunter...People with mamas...Plz be aware coz I am gonna hunt your mama down
I have a crush on your mama..
You know who you are!!!

The real shiz niz is as stated below
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This is just for blogmates and peeps out there to read for the sake of killing your boredom

Movies movies and being a critic..W00Tz

2008-05-03T02:58:00.004+08:00

Just got back from the cineplex not long ago..
Just watched Iron Man...Another super hero movie..
How many more super hero stories out there still haven't made into films??
I wonder??? Hmm...

Anyways
Not too bad and not too good either for this Iron Man hero
Just kinda in between

Iron Man (Orang Besi)

My personal review in a scale of 10...
6.5/10
It's entertaining, a lil hillarious, educational value?? ermm Perhaps 5/10
Strong cast though..
Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow (Chris Martin's wife)
for those who don't know..
And for those who don't know Chris Martin (Coldplay's Lead Vocals)
Personal advice??
Hmm...Don't spend RM10 for it..Perhaps go during the weekdays before 6pm
Just to save you some $$$ aka Vitamin M...

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Another review
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Zodiac

Just saw this movie a few days ago
Sadly to say, pirated DVD... M'sia banned this movie..
Maybe cause it's too violent in some scenes and for language as well
Anyways
This is what I meant by MOVIE
Damn intense...Need your 100% concentration in this movie
A lot may feel bored about this movie coz it's 80% dialogue and 20% action
But I love dialogue films..
Runtime approx: 2 and 1/2 hours
Inspired by true story about a psychopath who goes on killing people..
And gives ciphers and codes and weird hints to cops..
Thrilling and promises you goosebumps after watching this..
Personal review
8.5/10

Rotten Tomatoes had a fresh rating for this movie too...89%
That's super uber fresh..

Recent KL trip

2008-04-27T03:02:00.009+08:00

Just found my recent KL trip pics in my PC...So random and FINE, I decided to blog about it then..
Well nothing much to say about KL coz I find that PG is wayyyy BETTER than KL..
Anyway just took some random pics of the hotel room that I stayed with some mofos...
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So just enjoy the pics!!!
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Front door

TV is small but the living hall is *Speechless*

"Not so mini" Bar..

We had poker session here...

Another shot of the TV

The living hall

Poker/Food session in this corner

The kitchen room

The kitchen

One of the many washrooms available in this room

Poker session and etc..

Look straight to one of the doors..That is room A...
On the right..That is room B

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Some retardation and some activities that we did
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Forgot who is the victim, either Jul or YCC

Tamesh browsing for some cool songs

Midnite supper and poker session again!!!! Me shuffling the cards
Jul is on my left, he's camera shy...(Hidden)

Suck this??

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And I guess a lot will be wondering why this room looked like an apartment or so??
Well...Just scroll down and you will know why...

Front view of the room

Now you know why..Coz we stayed in ROYAL SUITE
Supposedly RM2.5k a nite, well we got it for RM100
for 3 nites..W00Tzz

High on crack....
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And all this is made possible courtesy of Julian's aunt

THANK YOU AUNTY FOR THIS WONDERFUL PACKAGE AND ALSO THE FEEDING
You're one hell of a FEEDER la AUNTY...
The special DUCK cuisine...Fulamakk...Damn KAO and damn NICE...

Not forgetting Julian's cousin Marcus and his friends, John and Aaron and etc....
We shall party harder when we are in KL again...

P/S: Wanna know the hotel name??? Nudge me!!!! WOOTzzzzzz...

Happenings on the 26/4/07 [UK] 4/26/07 [US]

2008-04-26T00:57:00.007+08:00

Just plain bored rite now...Lotsa mofos either reading rite now or probably zzzzzzzz rite now but I am still here.. How I wish I could purchase a gun rite now and kill myself rather than going through the boredom of DOOM as I am typing this shiz niz...
Anyways nothing much to blog...Well actually I do, just found some random pics in my PC but I am just too darn lazy to upload it...So I guess I'll just blog about what happened on Fri 26/4/07

Fri

4am: Sleep...w00t..zzzzzzz
12pm: Awake then sleep again...
2pm: Fully awake
3pm: One packet of chicken rice as lunch...Totally skip my bfast
4pm: Online, check mailz, etc
5pm: Text messaging I guess
6pm: Wandering around...(Coz I am a warrior)
7pm: Dinner
8pm: Laze around
9pm: Hungry and went for thosai...
10pm: Boredom and watch youtube
11pm: Boredom....Try to learn photoshop
12am: Boredom...Decide how to kill myself

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Sat

1am: My mind was clear in the end...Talk trash with some peeps and blog this piece of shit...

P/S:
Tonite ain't got the inspiration to type cool shit...At least this pile of shit is fresh outta my mind

I just wanna feel free like this lady below.....

New Monitor (Sad Case)

2008-04-25T03:03:00.002+08:00

Finally a new LCD monitor for this programmer/IT analyst/conman/media critic/milf hunter/etc...(As if I care a shit)... 19 inches Dell LCD flat panel.... Well what is so cool bout it?? I guess all of you peeps out there probably got one LCD monitor by the age of 3? 9? 12? 15?...Well at least I got one NOW...Crap ain't it?? And to think about it I still got one more year in PG before I move elsewhere..Why NOW??? WHY????? WHY THE FUCK NOW????
WHY when I already stop gaming for like what??? 2 years? My com ain't gonna be able to meet the requirements of GTA IV if Rockstar Games and Take Two Interactive gonna release in the PC platform. Anyways can't do shit about my new monitor and guess what I test my monitor with??? Some old skool game by the name of Counter-Strike 1.5 if you peeps out there still remember!!! Coz that's the only game left in my hard drive. Then test it with Ratatouille coz probably that's the closest thing that I can have to test the colors and all and Transformers (Movie) just to see the lighting and CGI effects through this LCD monitor...

Just crap ain't it...Anyways just to show you peeps out there I've been using com for like more than a decade....IBM, Pentium 1, 2, 3, 4, AMD dunno how many series of it, Mac and many more (You name it, I've got it) and I am stuck with one bloody CRT monitor...I still can remember I used to have one 13 inches CRT monitor, but don't know where the hell is it now...Finally, a change coz well I am concern about the world, global warming and all so gotta use LCD monitor from now on to conserve energy.....(Bullshit coz been online until 3 or 4 am)....

Anyways bye bye CRT and welcome LCD....(Sobz...CRT, you've been loyal to me)

My old skool 17 inches CRT monitor

New 19 inches LCD monitor

Nevermind about the white speakers I have...Old skool crap, probably gonna change the speakers soon... Not into Altec Lansing or any bullshit that you can find in PC Fair or Low Yat... How does Marshall amplifiers and JBL speakers sound to you?????
Guitarist out there!!!! (You know what I mean)

I guess that's all for now...Just wanna wish good luck to my classmates who will be having their exams soon... See ya and cheers!

Something for Mother Earth

2008-04-22T15:57:00.011+08:00

Global warming is the "IN" thing at the moment. I can actually feel the sudden climate change recently. It's so freaking hot every night and I told myself not to switch on the air-cond as it will make things worse. Anyways I just read one article about global warming and I decided to share this to you peeps out there. Here are some of the tips to save our Mother Nature and mankind.

Change a light

Replacing one regular light bulb with an energy saving light bulb will save 67.5kg of carbon dioxide a year.

Drive less

Walk, bike, carpool or take mass transit more often

Recycle more

You can save 1,080kg of carbon dioxide per year by recycling just half of your household waste

Pump up your tyres

Keeping your car tyres inflated properly can improve petrol mileage by more than 3%. Every 4.4 litres of petrol saved keeps 9kg of carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere.

Use less hot water

It takes a lot of energy to heat water. Use less hot water by installing a low-flow showerhead.

Avoid products with packaging

You can save 540kg if you cut down on your garbage by 10%

Adjust your air-con

Moving the thermostat just 2 degrees can save about 900kg of carbon dioxide a year

Plant a tree

A single tree will absorb over a 1,000kg of carbon dioxide over its lifetime.

Turn off electronic devices

Switching off your TV, DVD player, hi-fi set and COMPUTER when you are not using them will save you thousands of kilogrammes of carbon dioxide a year.

Random

2008-04-20T01:17:00.004+08:00

Well, there's a saying that the train is never late. Year 1 of my tertiary studies in college is officially over on Friday dated back on the 18th April 2008. Like as if I care?? Nuhh, perhaps I do.. Anyways just finished assignment and other shiz niz as usual..Kinda relax at the moment cause you can choose to believe or not, I only have one paper this semester...And it's bloody English paper.. That is why I am so relax.... I wish I will be like others who took different course and all, I am pretty sure they are burning their midnight oil right now...

Anyways, these are some of the highlights that happened to me a couple of days ago...

Friday
1am: Designed layout for the assignment
2am: Still designing the layout
3am: Joking session, relax
4am: Rest and Julian said he's coming to my house anytime
5am: Julian pops in front of my house
6am: Julian and I were designing web page with our panda eyes..
7am: Issac pops in front of my house
8am: Issac struggling with his java code
9am: Breakfast
10am: Back to design and Issac did his marquee tag crap in his webbie...Funny as hell
11am: Finalize shiz niz
12pm: Present shiz niz aka assignment
1pm: Lunch
2pm: Bullshitting
3pm: Sleep.....Let me count how many hours I did not have my beauty sleep since Thurs
7pm: Awake for dinner
8pm: Watched An Inconvenient Truth by Al Gore..[Global Warming is Scary]
10pm: Wandering around
11pm: MSN and wandering around

Saturday
1am/2am: Sleep
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11am: Awake
12pm:Lunch
1pm:Watched From Dusk Till Dawn....Can't believe my eyes that George Clooney and Quentin Tarantino acted in that piece of crap
3pm: Can't remember what I did
4pm: Still don't remember
5pm: Something tells me to get a life
6pm: Somebody asked me to go PC FAIR but I am just too darn lazy to drive
7pm: Same shit as 6pm shit
8pm: Decided not to go PC FAIR
9pm: Decided to do some crap
10pm: In the process of crap
11pm: Eating burgers with Bulldog and Bee...THIS IS THE CRAP... Been having fast food about 3 or 4 times in this whole week..Gonna die of cancer soon...
12am: Home

Sunday
1am: Log into my com and type this crap...

Another no-lifer outing

2008-04-13T03:49:00.004+08:00

First of all, again no-lifer outing...Damn and it's now officially Sunday, 3 something a.m.///\\\
And blogging at this time is again another good evidence of no-lifer....
Aite, I think i should start on friday's shiz niz... Free at last from lotz of crapz... First thing I did when I was back home was rode my bike, speed like my mum's on crack and just forget about every shiz niz coz everything that was on my mind at that moment was just ride to the freeway...
Then met Fee Bee along the way, cycling shiz niz wasn't really fun...Then at nite, ais kacang, ferringhi and other shiz niz...Met one of my cool bro..Joseph Lim in Ferringhi...Suddenly he became a DVD seller??? Hahaha...

Midnite:Friday/Saturday
Bulldog showing off his stupid tricks again by having his burger and pointing middle fingers..Another no-lifer...

Bulldog showing off his tricks

Saturday

Woke up quite early...Still the clock turned two digits when i woke up...But consider still early la...11am...Some mofos will be still sleeping like a pig at this time..Nothing to do..Laze around
Then again met my bro Joseph while I was on the way fetching my sis back from tuition...

Nitelife... Again doing no-lifers crap...This time hang out with bunch of crazy wankers again..
Had a 6 inches bread crap shiz niz in Subway....YCC the fat mofo had footlong man...
CK joined in this time for our no-lifer convo/en-kang this time...So long din meet him man..
As usual Jul also tag along la...He is the driver what...
Then "minum kopi" again and catch up with old memories for like 2 or 3 hours...By that time we realised it was already 1am plus...Jul decided to drive around and tour around Penang's hot spots..
Then stopped again at Gurney Drive...Looking at cars and giving honest opinions about cars..
What to do??? I'm a media critic/automobile critic...
And for the first time giving good reviews on Proton cars...Hahaha
I mean compare and contrast between Wira and the new Saga or maybe Gen 2

Wira
More asian looking and normal stranger will think it's a Japanese car if that wanker doesn't know Proton is from Malaysia.....

New Saga
Looks more European and slightly sleek...Kinda like the smaller version of the Audi during the 90s...

Good stuff about the Proton: Air-cond... Nothing can beat Proton's air-condition...It's simply astonishing...Mercedes air-conditioning also can't outwit the Proton's air-conditioning...

What the hell happen???? From no-lifer to car reviews???.....

Aite back to no-lifers.... Just got home and now it's 3a.m. plus.....fuuyoh

PS:Will be having canopy walk in Penang Hill about 3 hours from now.....Bloody wankers...

Kena TAG by YCC...

2008-04-09T18:33:00.002+08:00

This geezer just tagged me and I myself being such a wanker play this game coz just being bored as hell...

Instructions: Remove ONE question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.

1.Do you believe in love at first sight?
love at first sight?? haha..it depends on the circumstances...

2.Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Lotsa place mate: Puerto Rico for the beach and culture, Switzerland for the peace and mountains, Ibiza for the nightlife and probably Scotland for the Gaelic language...

3.Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
I believe this question is for some bollocks

4.What are you afraid to lose the most now?
Loved ones??

5.If you win $1 million, what would you do?
I'll donate it to the poor!!!...(Serious)... Coz money ain't that subject material for me...
Am I that good??? LOLZzzzz...Probably start a company? Invest? Buy a property and definitely one Aston Martin...The leftovers I'll just give some to my parents, support my sis' education and probably support my GF's education if I have one at the moment...And some charity la...

6.If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Someone that I truly love..Yes..

7.Movies that I enjoy most?
City of God....(Not about GOD at all...A brazillian movie...Bloody ACE man...)

8.What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Honest, loyal, trustworthy, loving, caring, pretty, sexy, crazy like your mum's on crack...Damn that's a lot of requirementzzz....

9.What annoy you the most?
Salesperson??? Haha...Totally agree with YCC... (Bug off......To that wanker)

10.Which do you prefer from your other half? hug? or kiss?
How bout both?? LOLzz... A hug that will make us feel warm and a kiss that will get us high!!!

11.Will you choose a girl who is good looking but not that smart or a girl who is not that good looking but quite smart?
Well to answer this question, I'll have to go for the not so good looking but smart coz I can't communicate with a retard but for my preferences, I'll choose the one with good-looking and smart...How's that sound????

13.Will you join politics?
Politics, Hmm... Ask me this question when I feel like retiring...

14.Are you a shopaholic or not?
Depends where?? Haha..

15.If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?
My sarcasm and my laziness???...Hmmm...Maybe more..

16.What's on ur mind right now?
Sleep? Nuhh.. One more practical test to go and one more final assignment before I can sit back and chill...Yippee..

17.What's the last shocking thing you've seen or heard?
Seen?? Hmm... Some wicked black magic crap..... Heard?? I didn't know your language was that good...First time hearing you speaking...(Well I'll have to admit I am a bit under the radar this semester compared to last semester)...

18.What is the nicest moment that ever happened in ur life?
I have lots of them?? Can't type all of it at once la..

19.Do you believe that love can be everlasting?
It is suppose to be everlasting..

20.What will you do today if tomorrow Earth is gonna be destroyed?
Yada yada... I'll try to save EARTH today...

One more down, one more to go

2008-04-07T18:08:00.002+08:00

Coursework tests been contributing lotsa headache to me. Just had one written test on web page this morning and it's bollocks. I don't understand why they wanna give theory questions all the time. I guess I screwed up my theory part coz I just don't get what is the purpose of asking us theory questions. It will be the same scenario if I ask you folks out there do you know what is a supermarket??? I mean be more practical for once...I'll rather teach those folks how to shop in the supermarket rather than teaching them what is a supermarket!!!!
Probably this is the main reason why people in here don't know how to utilize their technical skills when they are in the working field coz everything in here is about books, notes, memorising... Treating us like some infant memorising the multiplication table!!!....
No offence to some smart arse that putting on 70000 bhp of power to burn their midnight oil just to memorise some crap in books and do well in the exam and be proud of their achievement...
Is that even an achievement??? That's like worse than no-lifers chilling in some coffee house listening to lounge music.... Anyways, what is done is done and I am looking forward for my last practical lab test and I can get to relax after that...

P/S: Presentation on Wednesday, Lab Test on Fri and .........................
Before I forget, I gotta find more pics for the assignment.......

That's all for today's chapter...

En Kang...(Trash talking)

2008-04-06T10:48:00.003+08:00

Well it's been a while I haven't log in to my blog and post...So sorry about that. Anyways, yesterday was just being crazy again. Socialise in Coffee Bean...by Julian Ooi (Kononnya)...First called me and say his cousin coming so asked me to call out some girls to SOCIALISE... Then change venue to autocity in between then as usual me and YCC screw Julian a lil bit and stick back to the real plan...Socialise in Coffee Bean...
Did the socialising crap by Julian worked??? Definitely NOT...Wouldn't say it didn't work totally...Just that the socialising became something what we called as En Kang(Hokkien) meaning Trash Talk(Ingles) and that is when the fun part began...
A table filled with 5 local lads sitting down and having sips of coffee and En Kang...What did we En Kang??? You wouldn't wanna believe it... Things that normal people with an average IQ of 200 wouldn't be able to interpret our encrypted language...
So first intro one girl to YCC coz they knew each other through the virtual world but not in the real world...So finally they met...Ok Yippee...Then as usual I brought my very loyal (Bulldog) with me coz he is the (MAT ROMEO)...(Pimping ever since he knows how to pimp)...So the 4 of us sat down while waiting for the main guy who came out with the stupid idea of SOCIALISING... Ordered some drinks and trust me...Coffee Bean is not about the coffee anymore...It's so sweet like your mum's having diabetes...
Minutes later the main guy (Julian) came with his starship troopers helmet...Moments later a bit of intro here and there, the En Kang (Trash Talk) began... Talk about our fren's imaginery friend, an object with the subject material of its own class; CODE NAME [The THING], and etc...
I thought the girl that came and join our En Kang community might be bored...But it turns out that she doesn't even wanna go home after knowing my other peers for 2-3 hours...Asked her wat time she wanna go back coz I don't wan her daddy to cut my jewels off if you know what I mean(By that time it's already like 12.30am so early ya)...Still she refuses to go home...After En Kang for about 3 or 4 hours, then it's time to go home la fren cause our bulldog need to be tied up by the tree...We may be no lifers but we still got a home...

P/S: Lifeless mofos...Every Saturday En Kang in some coffee house...Interested plz call the wealthy man Julian Ooi who lives in a wealthy place for more info...

Couzzz

2008-02-28T00:17:00.007+08:00

Managed to chat with my couz online a few hours ago. Hmm, seems like more than 12 hours ago. Well what to do, one is in Penang and one is in Sacramento. Seems like everything is ok for her so I just wish her all the best then. Send her some of the pics and that was like about 9am plus(27th Feb 2007)...
Then she said she was tired so she went for a short nap.. And guess what, I also took a very "SHORT" nap and next thing I know, I woke up at 15:00...(LMAO)... (Liyana, if u are reading this...I told you I'm gonna wake up when the clock turns two digit)...
And I know many people also wondering why I have a mixed parentage cousin... Please LAH my frenzzz....WAKE UP LA JACKASSes...We're living in MALAYSIA...After all, we are all a bit of mix here and there just like ROJAK...I also tak tau I campur apa pun...Perhaps campur a bit of Arctic and Antarctic shizniz....Then I'll be some ESKIMO MOFOsss.... Still dreaming I guess...
Ok done some shiz nizzzzzz....Wanna sleep but yet wanna finish my DVDs before college starts..
Come back fast couz...(Miss DVD hunting with you and most importantly you bring back some cool shitz back from the states....If you read this...Get me something...Ipod or any damn thing)

With couz in airport..

Unimaginable Thoughts

2008-02-16T15:50:00.002+08:00

A few hours ago my fren and I were chatting and suddenly we talk about the pool of frens that we currently have. And I told him as we move along the path of life, we definitely gain more frenz but he was saying don't you realise that we also lose some frenz as we move along the path of life. His sayings was quite true.
Then he started saying about have you ever thought of when you die, which friend will turn up for your funeral. And if your soul did float around you'll be able to see which fren actually turn up for your funeral, pray for you and even cried for you, but then again you are dead. You are helpless and you can't do a single thing. You wanna thank them but yet you couldn't.
And we started saying about God, Heaven and Hell and he said he wants to reach the enlightenment and I was like by the rate of porn you are watching, are you able to reach enlightenment??? [Sigh].. Then again he said "I doubt I would end up in heaven", "I guess all of us might end up in hell". Yet again who created the stories of God, Heaven and Hell...This subject material may be sensitive and may offend some people however have you ever thought that maybe Heaven and Hell does not exist?? Is it just some conspiracy created by someone a few millenium ago by some parents just to scare the shit out of their children so they can do some good deeds??? And the story of Heaven and Hell continues from generations to generations up until this day????
Maybe we are part of someone's dream and when that person is awake, all this would be gone??? We are working our arse off and it is part of someone's dream??? All this is just some conspiracy shit like Area 51?? Could it be that??? I am still wondering but yet again it is never answered. Maybe my fren and I were drunk or even psycho to some of you but then again [There is no great genius without some touch of madness]

How beautiful Penang is??

2008-02-15T00:57:00.002+08:00

I'm not lying but this is located at one of the beaches in Penang. This is real. Not a hoax or anything. The pics were taken by my lovely Nikon cam. The moon light that shine upon our beautiful sea is just lovely. The effects of the whole thing I would say is the moon itself. Just lovely.

Penang is just lovely

Another lovely shot

Retardation

2008-02-13T02:07:00.000+08:00

These are examples of retardation of my frenz in college and public places.
Enjoy

Look at his shoes..Lala or Dukao??

This one also Lala or Dukao??

The photographer is mad..Snapping pics of people's feet

Gaming or programming??

Rejects from Tg. Rambutan...Too retarded

Memories of being 18

2008-02-13T01:29:00.000+08:00

It was just a random day, like any other day. But this is how things got hot and heavy when some bunch of alcoholics including myself celebrate someone's b'day...It was actually my 18th b'day..This memorable day is not for myself but it's also a tribute to some bunch of alcoholics...The pictures says it all..

What???

Gotta give chance to non-alcoholics with some coke

Finally it's unleashed

After 7 minutes, look at the time there...00:07

Tribute to the alcoholics..Find us a rehab...

Attention Nior Neiss...

2008-01-07T01:42:00.000+08:00

Nevermind the Nior Neiss. Just some crap for catchy phrase. Anyways I won't be blogging for approximately 3 weeks starting from now due to Final Exams. Very sorry peeps out there. Will be back after 29th Jan. See ya peeps and gosh. Why exams??? Damn. No time for me to upload New Year pics and my B'day pics too. No time to sign in this thing. But I love my blog no matter what. Luv ya peeps out there as well.

My tutorial class in college

2007-12-27T00:45:00.000+08:00

It's been awhile I've logged in to my blog due to coursework exams and all. Finally I'm free. Woohooo. Free from everything and now I'm waiting for final exam...The clock is ticking and you know that train is never late...Gosh!!!. 2 more weeks though. Crap!!! Anyways here are some updates in my life. These are some pics of my tutorial group class. I would say it's the whackiest class of all which consists of LORD knows what!!! Just scroll down your mouse for further datails. Hope you guys enjoy it.

Practical lesson

Oops, not practical though. It's actually setting up the college computers to play Counter-Strike

Oh gosh, the lab became a cyber cafe...And ermm it's free

He's an angry kid...He needs professional help..Haha

Since when we became some entrepeneurs??? Pics are blur though...Sorry

A much clearer picture perfect!!!

Some of the best moments in 2008 with my college mates...Been through hard times together but we managed to pull it off with some extraordrinary miracle...Love u guys so much...
Semester 2 gonna be over soon..But who cares anyways..
Cheers lads

My BM needs to be polished

2007-12-09T01:00:00.000+08:00

Wahh, banyaknya kerja khusus...Ujian pun banyak..Saya akan menghadapi ujian saya dalam masa 37 jam...Tapi saya masih "blog"(Wat is blog in Malay???)...Haha...(Ketawa)...Lolz..Sepatutnya membaca dan menganalisis dan juga mengaplikasi ilmu sebagai persediaan dalam ujian tapi masih buat bodoh di sini...Damn...(Wat is DAMN in Malay)...Lolz...
LOLZ pun bukan bahasa Malaysia kan?? Kalau dalam BM ialah (Ketawa dengan Kuat)...Susahnya nak berkomunikasi dalam BM la..Sudah setahun lebih tak tulis BM karangan dengan "passion"...Semua sudah karat la...Kena "polish" betul-betul la..Kalau macam ini pergi ujian BM tntu dapat F
Wahh...Ini memang "post" yang menyampahkan...Memang sampah..
Minta ampun kepada semua pengguna internet yang baca "post" ini...

Alicia,Shu Rong and Issac's B'day

2007-12-01T01:53:00.000+08:00

Another surprise b'day party and this time it's Alicia, Jaren and Issac's turn. It's on 05.11.2007 and 3 of them became older by 1 year and they're 18...Can watch porn, clubbing, consume alcohol and etc (Legally) but I posted it like 1 month later coz the pics were taken by Julian Ooi and he sent it to me 2 weeks ago...Should have posted it earlier but due to assignments, mini test, and presentation, my blogging activities was delayed....Anyways here are the pics so enjoy it.

Muffins courtesy from Joseph aka Jospeh

Muffins with candles

Group pics of M40..At least most of them are here

Alicia(Lala face), Jaren(Cute guinea pig), Issac(Horny Freak)

Wish before you guys blow the candle..Just look at Issac's face..He must be wishing for more porn I guess...Hahaha..His horny face and his horny smiles describe it all

Hahaha....Horny Freak's wish came true???? We'll see about that!!!

Ohh...Dissapointed Horny Freak..He's so dissapointed..He wished for Japanese porn but all he got was a packet of Maggi Goreng, empty bottle of Tiger Beer, some Hacks candy and old newspaper...Anyway we got him an Umbro Ball a few days later...So smile you horny freak..

Oh yeshhh...Another miracle

2007-11-27T02:45:00.000+08:00

So long didn't update this blog so I would like to appologise to the dear readers out there..Anyway this time I've got some leisure time so let's blog on something that happened last week..
Well last week was pretty hectic...Coursework test and all plus assignments..But one cool shit happened yesterday..My assignment group pulled off another miracle..Woohoo..Our group consist of one hardcore gamer(Julian) one hardcore slacker(Me..Muahaha) and one hardcore well don't really know how to describe her la..(Alicia)..Perhaps a good girl should be good I guess...Muahahaha...But still our group is just so unbelievable..
Oh yea baby...We spend roughly about 72 hours to be exact and oh yea baby(again)...Great job guys..Great job...Moral of the story is that ; Teamwork and time allocation...Woohoo..
Actually this post is rubbish rite?? Lolz...
Nothing better to post la...So sorry to readers out there but this is a TRUE STORY...You can choose to believe it or NOT!!!...Muahaha..

Insomnia Pt.2

2007-11-15T04:06:00.000+08:00

Again insomnia...Can't sleep..I think I need to seek help from the professionals.It's 4am plus when I'm typing this as you can see it below there..
The best part is I have lessons in less than 5 hours!!!...My sleeping pattern is all messed up..I think I'm some nocturnal ape coz I was born in the year of snake..Hahahaha
I think this post is just crap but it's good to practise some crap...Lack of inspiration these days as well..My creativity all gone to some thrash bin...Nooooooo...
Next week got mini test and I'm still blogging!!! Wat is wrong with me?? Should I do my revision??? I always have these stupid mindset of doing revision and this issue is always in my head for days but the time when I start to flip the pages of my notes is when the test is like in 2 days time...Goshh...I'm really frustrated with my insomnia shit now!!!...Wat should I do now?????????????

Autocity

2007-11-08T00:43:00.003+08:00

The adventure and thrills of Autocity with mi amigos Julian,Issac and C.C.Yap dated 27.10.2007 but posted on 08.11.2007:

Let's kickstart with this 20-inches rim

Now the audio system

Now a bit of the tuned up in the engine

Colourful but can it speed???

Wicked interior but it's kinda cool

This poor M5...Noooo...Gotta stick to the original M5 man
Is like asking Aishwarya Rai to do plastic surgery...Noooo

I think this old Mini went for a cardio bypass surgery

Interior of some old Corvette

Is this part of Autocity???
Yes it is;Dinner break at Manhattan

Autocity (Exotic Cars)

2007-11-08T00:21:00.000+08:00

The continuation of Autocity but this time with classic and exotic collection of cars:

Pontiac Baybehh...

Celica

Holy cow (Oops,wrong section)

7 Series with a 20-inches rim

Ferrari baybehh

Ford Mustang

Chevrolet Corvette

Classic Jaguar

BMX with some fancy radioset behind