Sunday, May 3, 2009

Constants and variables

Daniel Faraday enlightens me with this shit about constants and variables... So technically my constants that is currently fixed would be shits like my 12 hours of sleeping time, boring daily routine like watching DVD or just laze around at home doing nothing or going out wondering what to do or just visit my GF and watch Lost.. My variables would probably be the actions I am doing like moving from one point to another point... I lost my 6 packs and now it becomes one bloody round tummy...(I would call it a 6 in 1 muscle)...I am just too damn lazy to work out or move about or do anything..And the best thing is I left a few more days (I would say) in PG and I am off to a place where they call it the [SHITHOLE]...The [SHITHOLE] would probably turn me into an undead zombie...And I am beginning to know why some of my frenz miss their hometown so badly... I used to tease them about being mad for going back to hometown every week...And now...I don't wanna leave my hometown coz I am beginning to miss my authentic PG food.. Most of all is the environment and every single shit about PG...The air that I breathe in PG and etc etc etc...My soul is in here...
The way PG'ites cuss around saying (Lanciao, Cibai, Keong Kan, Sio Kan, Sio Pu, and etc etc...)..[Sorry for being such an asshole posting up some profanities here but I can't help it]....
I am gonna miss all this words coz this is the authentic PG language... The language where everybody understands... I still remembered this incident where some really authentic PG fella meets up wif his another authentic PG fren...And straight his conversation starts with

A: Wei, macibai lu eh...A neh ku bo kua tiok lu liao...Lu si ki ta lok keong kan tuah ta lok eh sua khang????
B: Bo eng la...Cho seng li la...

ZZZZZZZZZZZ.....

What the fuck does all this PG rude language gotta do with constants and variables I wonder...

Anyways, back to the relativity of physics here... We human beings are like variables and we can change the chain of events if we do not focus too much on the constants... Hence destiny can be altered if we focus on the actions that we do rather than living based on fate, luck or chances... Start to put in your own effort and initiatives to attain certain things that you want....



P/S: I am on a new level of madness here.............

Friday, May 1, 2009

My Songs

Seriously I haven't listen to my normal radio station (Hitz.FM) for 2 years... And I don't even know who tops the Billboard at the moment coz I have been listening to Ministry Of Sound, Housexy, Cafe Del Mar and etc... I remember the last time I ever listen to radio and she topped the Billboard Chart was Alicia Keys..And that's all I can remember...
The other day I just went in random and so ya..Listen to Hitz.Fm for a while and I couldn't take it for 3 minutes...I came across this song..I dunno wat BOOM BOOM shit by BEP (Black Eyed Peas) and it's pure rubbish... I have no idea why the producer or a music composer can come out with such a crap...It's soul-less, passion-less, and.. one word for it...BULLSHIT...
I hope some music producer out there can make something with more soul and passion in their work... At least something like Coldplay, Alicia Keys or even Kylie is better than the BOOM BOOM shit by BEP..

Monday, April 20, 2009

Finale

Well I couldn't really believe it myself that it has to come to the end of my coll's life and I am graduating with a diploma in no time. I didn't even have the time to post in 6 weeks and I couldn't share some of my ups and downs during that intense 6 weeks I had so I really would like to say sorry to the peeps out there who actually follow my blog and I guess they probably lost faith and got frustrated with not even a single shit in this blog updated in the recent 6-7 weeks....
But then again, I would say this is one hell of a finale and I'm gonna miss my M40 classmates very much... To those who already waiting to graduate just like me...(Congrats)
And to those who will face their final battle, I'd like to wish'em good luck and do your best, (Do or Die thing) so be strong..The Finale boys and girls..

Good luck to some of my M40 mates here:
Goon Kang Wei
Lim Peng Tat
Julian Ooi
Adrian Khor
Cheong Chee Heng
Keong Kent Yen
Lau Zhen Xian
Goh Eng Chin
Goh Kuan Lok
Foo Shu Rong
Alex Toh

And Congrats to some of my M40 mates here:
Li Man Kun
Alicia Ooi
Karen Chuah
Ho Shou Yun
Jonathan Lim

See ya guys in some other time...


P/S: M40 is one of the greatest chapter of my life....

Monday, March 9, 2009

Week 1 of Final Year Project

Gonna graduate soon but before that...Final Year Project
Things to do are:-

  • Formation of subgroups
  • Briefing
  • Brainstorming.....

    Enough of this crap......ZzZzZz

Now things to submit in week 2 are:-

  • Organizational Background
  • System Proposal
  • DFD
  • Business Rules

Now I am done with organizational background....Objectives....(ZZZZZZZZZ)
System Proposal (done), DFD (done) and Context Diagram (Done)...Phew..

 DFD (shitzer)

I feel there's some redundancy in my DFD...Anyone can help??? Fuck.. Nahh...Still have like 48 hours more before I am gonna present this piece of shit... Bless me...Good luck to me..
Haha...Fuck it...



Sunday, March 1, 2009

Timetable Sem3 M40

Day Time Unit Code Lec Venue
Mon 1pm-3pm AACS3134 OLL DKD

Tues 12pm-1pm AACS3134 OLL Comp B
  1pm-3pm AACS3134 OLL Intranet
  3pm-4pm AEMS1612 ARD T210

Wed 11am-12:30pm AEMS1612 ARD DKD

Thurs 9:30am-11pm AEMS1612 ARD DKD

Fri 11am-1pm AACS3134 OLL Comp C



Monday, February 16, 2009

My Valentine.....

Dry Lager aka Pale Lager aka Asahi became my companion during valentine's day. Not being "emo" or anything, just cause I was pissed after spending some unnecessary $$$$ in a lousy restaurant so I was then..Fuck it...Let's get some lager and my GF said aite..No prob..
Nothing much happened except trying to make ourselves drunk and drive wrecklessly which it seems to be impossible coz I am here blogging so there you go...
Drunken Munkie have high endurance towards alcohol...



Verification wise: He can't get drunk!!!!!!...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........




Anyways Happy Valentine's Day to you sweetheart



Drink you mofo

Somebody please stop him!!!

Wat the???

Drink again? Your liver's gonna burst

Your liver's gonna burst too!!!

How can we resist this???
It's bloody Asahi for god's sake

Bloody Ichiban and Kimochi

Ichiban means Good I think???
Kimochi means FEELS DAMN GOOD I think??

I dunno Japanese...
Coz I learn Japanese from JAV(Japanese Adult Video)

Fuck it if I am wrong!!!

Friday, February 13, 2009

How bout some weeeeeeee !!~~??~~!!

Insomnia hits me again...Nahh...Gonna sleep soon..I guess??
Oh it's Friday now...Looking at the clock on the bottom right of my screen..(2:08am)
Ok gonna sleep soon..Gonna just scribble my shit I did yesterday so that I can read this back and laugh to myself when I am 50 years old...

Shit that I did was, Pang Sai, went to No.3 (If you are from Penang you should know!!!!) with my frenz, met one of my old high skool mate there at No.3.. Edward Soon(Bola) ..
Just as some people thought that people will not hire me coz I am just gonna work for 2 fucking weeks...Oh ya...Just got that job... 

Best part of the job...
1. Flexible Time
2. I'm gonna work for 2 fucking weeks
3. I'm just as lazy as the supervisor
4. Good pay  

P/S: Kay Kay ah.... They are not going to hire me rite???? Sure or not???? LMAO!!!!
         And I'm not gonna work for one month... 2 weeks!!!!! 

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

10/2/2009

Bored to death...Woke up, makan, went to dar's place to help her finish the flower, back, chat, went for a job interview..Oh ya...Job interview..No feedback yet..Back now..
Blogging...This lame ass shit...And gonna click publish post in 5 seconds..

Something for users out there to see after so much of porn. Give the pornstars a break, they need a break too. Excessive porn will lead to fatigue of the pornstars...







Saturday, February 7, 2009

Back From The Dead

..Virtual Drunken Munkie is alive..
~Finally~
WooGaGa

Finished My Bloody Semester
Everything seems passable except my last fucking paper..
Such a wanker, just such a wanker

Looks like this blog is dead for several months
DEAD

Sorry to the peeps out there
More excitement to come
Don't worry
Sit back and relax
Wait till this blogger have a good rest and food, some chilled beer then everything will be back on track


In the meantime

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