Monday, November 15, 2010

Zit and age

First zit pops out after like 5 years.. Geez.. One hell of a painful shitzer... And the reason is simple.. Bad sleeping time coz of ASS-ignments and Final Year Project..
And I realised I am 100 times more pretty and beautiful and good looking 2 years ago compared to now.. And the answer is pretty simple.. 

I HAVE AGED !!!!

Un-f**kin believable rite...?


P/S: Plan to upload my seminar in here just to cause
people having difficulties in passing their 
plagirism detection from the web..
URRAA



Friday, November 12, 2010

Sh!t

This is to remind myself that I am in a very difficult situation where I actually have to do assignments for rich buggers who is willing to pay some bucks and enjoy themselves when I get paid doing their assignment.. How I'd wish it was the other way round.. 


P/S: 2nd last sem.. @@ 

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Healthy Lifestyle Perhaps?

Ya.. Weird but ya I am awake at this time (9.00am) and I slept at 12am before that..Which means I have 8-9 hours of sleep..
That's like more than Adolf Hitler but less than a glue sniffer so yes in my head I am damn positive that I am super duper healthy at the moment..
And after the diagnosis of ultra high electromagnetism in my body last year.. And with my current state, I thank god as I am able to wake up everyday and witness the sunshine and sunset everyday although I know Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday sucks a lot but that's just part of the obstacle and I know one day, I will be like

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"
- Ezekiel 25:17

w00t????

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The Pencil and Eraser

Pencil: I'm sorry
Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil: I'm sorr...y cos you get hurt bcos of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.
Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. :)


I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational. Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way... they get hurt, and become smaller (older, and eventually pass on). Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad.


"All my life, I've been the pencil.. And it pains me to see the eraser that is my parents getting smaller and smaller each day. For I know that one day, all that I'm left with would be eraser shavings and memories of what I used to have..."

This is to all the parents out there...

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Adam or Ape?


or




No matter what you believe in, we are beings that engage through
INCEST
It all started when Seth married Azura from Adam and Eve's story..
And Apes?? Need I explain more??





Monday, August 9, 2010

Once in a lifetime

This is another once in a lifetime thing...

At 6mins and 7secs after 5 o'clock on Aug 9th 2010, it will be 05:06:07 08/09/10. This won't happen again until 3010.
Sick of this rubbish coz I won't be a wanker waiting till it's 5am and Ooh La La...



P/S:
I don't mind pretending the
5 o'clock for the PM version
where the fact it's already 1700
if you do the 24 hours format


Thursday, August 5, 2010

What a day !!!

It's 10:46 am blogging from office...
For the past 2 days [Tuesday & Wednesday] I've been busy doing some really mentally retarded stuff for one organization..
Who the hell downgrade software???

It's like abortion if I wanna put it in a really Uber way..
Supposedly a 2 hours job turns out to be a 2 days job coz of incompatibility issues and conflicts in the registry and the system.. Thanks to downgrading you mofo!!!

And the best part is I didn't even realise it's already Thursday and today.. What a day!! I am super sleepy thanks to no one assigning me a task..
Regretted for not applying MC and get some beauty sleep at home...
Argghhh


P/S:
Is the word Gaga a very "IN" thing now?
I see the word Gaga everywhere
Gaga Chicken Burger
Gaga this and that
What's next?? Nanny Gaga

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

This is me

I think I am one of the laziest mofo you can ever find on the streets..
My intern is gonna end in like 2 months time and what do I learn from there?
Nothing...Yes..Literally nothing
Cause most of the stuffs that they guide me... Actually I do know
The problem is that sometimes I gotta pretend like I do not know anything so that they can teach me or actually converse with me thinking like I am an idiot [Which I am not]
But you know... Just to put on some display and also improve my acting skills and pretend like one idiot... Then they'll send me to here and there and work and all. The best part is.. After finishing it in like 30 mins which the work supposedly need around 2 hours for them to finish it.. I'll probably like mehhh... [If you know what I mean]

The question is why do I even wanna pretend like an idiot when I already know all that stuff
The answer is pretty simple.. I am only motivated to work when there's loads of $$$
I can finish my bloody allowance in one night... They are exploiting intern workers/trainees by paying you significantly low amount of $$$ and asked you to perform like a worker which is paid like rm2k-rm3k...

So I might just work like how they pay me... Reduce my productivity level in work and laze around and pretend like a fool...



Hence, this reminds me of a very old TV series that was aired on ntv7 when I first watched it when I was around standard 2/3..
The Pretender...



Quote of the day:
There's no great genius without some touch of madness

Sunday, August 1, 2010

BBQ at office

Had BBQ in my office via Farewell for Ms.Lim as she is leaving the company yesterday (31/7/2010) [Just for my reference in case I sudah nyanyuk in like 30 years from now]
The fun part wasn't the bbq but it was the Blackjack with the guys with liquor.. The game is pretty simple.. If you're in casino.. You do want to get blackjack so you can WIN but yesterday was a different thing. You draw cards and you try to avoid getting blackjack and make others to get blackjack so that the one that has Blackjack will be forced to drink liquor..

But it was one of the most mehhh party I've been.. Leaving at 1am is like c'mon!!

Tomorrow is monday and Argghhh... Topic is what food you crave the most for breakfast?? Is that even a topic?? How bout a Beluga caviar on top of a cookie for an answer



Listening to Coldplay's first album
Parachutes..
Their most uber album ever