Tips to provoke a police!!!!

Police: Macam mana...Mahu saman atau......
Friendly Neighborhood: Saman
Police: Saman RM300...Tahu tak??
Friendly Neighborhood: Tahu... You mahu bagi chance atau mahu saman??
Police: Turun kereta... Tunggu saat...
Friendly Neighborhood: Ok..
Police: Ok...Sekarang saya bagi saman kepada kamu ya?
Friendly Neighborhood: Cepat lah... Saya kejar masa...
Police: Betul nak saman???
Friendly Neighborhood: Habis you nak apa???
Police: (Call his partner)
Friendly Neighborhood: (Waiting)
Police: (Again)...Betul nak saman...?????
Friendly Neighborhood: Habis nak apa??? You nak bagi chance atau tak mahu???
Police: You tinggal mana?? Bapa kerja mana???
Friendly Neighborhood: Jangan buang masa...You nak bagi chance you bagi..
Police: (Acting with his pen)
Friendly Neighborhood: Nak bagi saman bagi sekarang...
Friendly Neighborhood: Saya rela bayar RM300 untuk kerajaan daripada memberi rasuah untuk kamu.....

Police: "Speechless"....Wrote some crappy details...And ask Friendly Neighborhood to go home..................................................


Friendly Neighborhood forgot to say this to the police......

Suruh kamu belajar dengan bersungguh-sungguh semasa di sekolah...Kamu tak mahu...Sekarang jadi polis dan berjemur di bawah matahari untuk minta rasuah!!!!!