Parkour

What is Parkour?

Parkour is the art of moving through your environment using only your body and the surroundings to propel yourself. It can include running, jumping, climbing, even crawling, if that is the most suitable movement for the situation. Parkour could be grasped by imagining a race through an obstacle course, the goal is to overcome obstacles quickly and efficiently, without using extraneous movement. Apply this line of thought to an urban environment, or even a run through the woods, and you're on the right path. Because individual movements could vary so greatly by the situation, it is better to consider Parkour as defined by the intention instead of the movements themselves. If the intention is to get somewhere using the most effective movements with the least loss of momentum, then it could probably be considered Parkour.


What isn't Parkour?

Parkour is not acrobatics, tricking, stunts, recklessness, or jumping off high objects for no reason. It is not any movement or activity that doesn't fit in the above description "What Parkour Is". It is also not "What you make of it" ... it is predefined and has a purpose, if something doesn't suit that purpose, it is not Parkour.

Watch this to know more about Parkour

P/S: You wouldn't want this drunken munkie on the loose

Love me later.....

Sorry for not updating for weeks I think
I guess I'm just busy with some mates helping another mate to get himself his desired girl
And now with this update..Gosh..
I mean..I wouldn't wanna post this actually but then the inconvenient statement has to be made


I sacrificed love for friendship
It's a love triangle shiz niz
It's crazy but yes...It is..
It drives everyone nuts

Some may say I'm just being stupid and retarded
Coz I just let go of her..
But then again I am a person that just go with the flow
I don't really care about any relationships at the moment
She's still a mystery
She has the signs of going after me
But yet she has the signs of....
And bros b4 hoes
My bro likes her so much that if I don't let go
I guess he'll kill himself for real this time
And I can't see the pain he's sufferin' all this while
He's been rejected for like 3 or 4 times
And in the meantime I gotta turn off my mobile sometimes coz
some annoying bitches keeps on calling me...
Well whatever it is..Bro, I hope you can get her
And I'll be here supporting you no matter what


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Been listenin' to Indie rock these few days just to forget about this shiz niz
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I've been down and
I'm wondering why
These little black clouds
Keep walking around
With me

It wastes time
And I'd rather be high
Think I'll walk me outside
And buy a rainbow smile
But be free
They're all free

So maybe tomorrow
I'll find my way home

I look around at a beautiful life
Been the upperside of down
Been the inside of out
But we breathe
We breathe

I wanna breeze and an open mind
I wanna swim in the ocean
Wanna take my time for me
All me

So maybe tomorrow
I'll find my way home

Lyrics by one of my favorite Welsh band


P/S: Let's all hope my bro will get her so wish him luck lads..

Nothing silly, just plain stupid

Sorry to all peeps out there for not updating this few days...
Com got some probs... Reformatted it anyways...
So my com now is "Like A Virgin"
Anyways been eating, sleeping, swimming, running, wandering around like a bloody warrior as usual...

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15 May 2008
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Went for a swim in Marina Bay again with Jul and Dav..
Free pool and retarded guards..
I just love dissing the guards..
Went to Dav's place to try out his new printer/scanner
And since we were so pro in illustrations and all that...
We tested it by printing this beautiful chick's pic..

Birthdate: October 2, 1988
Sadly she's a pornstar...

Then suddenly Dav's mum went lunatic and asked us to switch off our phones coz of some radio waves or shock waves or whatever waves...

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16May 2008
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Nothing much happened in this chapter..
Can't really remember though..
Other than Dav's whining about Fann Wong and all
Nothing much..
Oh, now I remembered..
Suddenly at 10pm Dav was in front of my house
Fetched me and Jul and go all the way to
Sungai Nibong near Pesta area or somewhere there
Just to eat dinner/supper....Anyways thx Dav for the ride..

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17 May 2008
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Being healthy finally?? Supposedly
Woke up at 7am, went to Youth Park for a jog with Jul...
But ended up playing stupid equipments over there..
Met some MILFs, one fair lady..I mean Lady..
And oh ya..Met one former retarded teacher over there..
As we were walking, we were cussing and all with the Fuck Count..
He was staring at us..I'm pretty sure he'll think we were from SXI since we love to use the word FUCK..

(Evening/Nite)
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Just chillin' with some frenz as usual..
Somebody owed me 12 quids..
Damn...Can't do much of the socialising and all..
Finished the BIG LEBOWSKI...
Two thumbs up for that movie..
Blahh....Tired..
Let's zzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ

Holidays gonna end soon...
Gotta start to have more beauty sleep to purify the essence of life..
And get back to my normal body clock too..
But for now...ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ

Tribute to "Like A Virgin"

Definitely Maybe

I have no idea where I came across with that Definitely Maybe crap...
Somehow it did came across when I was in my daily rendezvous having sips of Remy Martin
And indefinitely gettin high with life and a packet of
Ah Soon's Char Koay Teow
(Not the best but probably the best in Tg Bungah)

This time went to the gym in Marina Bay
Supposedly some luxurious condominium or apartment in PG
But the guards are just some useless monkey...They don't bother to give a fuck on the look of a serial killer...
So ya....Went in and play with some equipments in the gym
I don't like the word of "working out" coz I'm no geezer
I ain't got the muscles for it
I'm like a useless plank...
Tryna kill my boredom by going to the gym
And I ain't going to Fitness Centre
Coz Marina Bay is just good enough for me...F.O.C.
And jolly good, I met this old geezer...Hideyo Takehara..
What an old geezer...With his beard and all...Really looked like a Ninja or Samurai that is ready to kill anybody that tries to stop him from wanking his way to the moon..

Should I add the details and mumbo-jumbo on what happened in the morning???

Coz I din even wake up in the morning..
I woke up around 14:00 when my dad called my mobile phone to do some shiz niz..!!

So anyways fuck it.........

I would like to concentrate on what happened in my life during the evening coz it's good...
It's so good I just felt like owning a time machine and switch back to this date..

12/5/2007

Over
and
Over
and
Over

Again

[ Why????????????? ]

Coz I met a MILF in the gym
After "playing some tools" in the gym
She offered me some lite dinner..
And her daughter is 20...
And the daugher is amazingly hawtttt..
Freaking hawtttt...
I am 19 so wat???

Age is just a number
And I still prefer the mum!!!!

The best part is she lived in a penthouse...
Holy Cow...
A MILF in a PENTHOUSE..
That's like double the action and triple the excitement!!!!

Luckily I wasn't stupid enough to reject her lite dinner...
Actually I did but then in the end I still ended up in her penthouse...

Oh my oh my...
Nevermind
I guess today was my lucky day...


Anyways went back home about 10 or 11??
I can't remember coz everything that was on my mind was the MILF
And the daughter...

Decided to watch one DVD before I burst myself into the MILF agenda, hot mama, sexy mama, cool mama, wat a mama!!!!

MAMA MIA....

OKOK...

TIME TO STRAIGHTEN MYSELF UP
SO I DECIDED TO WATCH ATONEMENT

I would just say this movie is so brilliant that it almost made me cried after watching it..
7 nominations in the previous Academy Award...
It is metafiction and psychological realism
So brilliant until I forgot about the MILF but

Ohh...
Now I am back to the MILF again...

It seems like I wanna go there tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow
And perhaps everyday...

I am sick and I need medical attention
Please give me heroine and weed and many other drugs that will set me off
Coz it seems that the MILF is making me HIGH all DAY and all NITE

Finally I'm no longer a Mushroom!!!!

Finally I'm no longer a mushroom
Coz mushroom is good and bad in lotsa ways
Why am I being a mushroom???
Coz I laze too much like a bloody wanker with a soppy butt sitting in front of the com for the past few weeks
Mushroom is good coz u gotta laze around...Mushroom soup is GOOD...
But mushroom is bad coz it makes you suffer from a serious fatigue..
Mushroom looks like a dickhead too...
Mushrooms in hokkien simply means (Sehh Kor)...
Got it???

Been growing mushrooms like an ordinary scumbag..
But all this is gone...
No more fatigue..
No more
All just gone....
Life is great
Coz I live my life to the fullest and get high with LIFE...
I've got an EXTRA LIFE...


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Sat, 12:00pm
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I woke up as usual...Gotta wake up when the clock turns to two digits..
Anyways at least an improvement towards a healthy lifestyle
Two days ago I woke up at 15:00pm
Dig that sucka...!!!!

Sat, 2:00pm
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DVD frenzy mofos..
Watched two DVDs...Pirated la..Wait till I own Tower Records

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In the Valley Of Elah
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It's a quality film, but all the truly emotional moments come from watching and listening to the soldiers, which doesn't really happen until the very end.

Personal review: 8/10
Rotten tomatoes had a fresh rating too...71%

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Eastern Promises
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Eastern Promises is a straightforward, straight-up Russian gangster movie whose primary achievement is making the Russian gangster underworld feel exotic and menacing.
Thick russian accent portrayed by Mortensen and blood flows like vodka
If you like blood, watch this...If you don't understand the culture of russian mafia, watch this..
If you don't understand that eastern european countries are surrounded by craps from A-Z, watch this...

Personal review: 7/10
Rotten tomatoes: 88%

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Sat, 5:00pm
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Yesh....I'm officially no mushroom (Sehh Kor)
Back to my favorite crap again...Swimming
Then a bit of gym..
And fuck fatigue...
Still swim...Jacuzzi...But forgot the sauna la..Fuck
Nvm...Some other day...Wait till other mofos finish their exams..

Sat, 10:00pm
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Went for DVD hunting again...w00t..0.O..
Bought so much DVDs that I couldn't even count with my 8 fingers and 2 thumbs..
Wat to do, I've been watching at least 2 DVDs everyday...At least 2 (Mark that)
Found some classics like the Big Lebowski...Fucking hillarious like crap..At least from the reviews I read..Haven't watched it though...
Other miscellaneous details, well too lazy to type!!!
And I love sitting behind Shaun's car...It's like a playground to me...I get to play his air-cond and all...Ya, I'm still a Kido...Fuck You Peeps Big Time...

Sunday, 12:00am
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Burger session with those regular mofos again..Shaun contributed the Fresh Milk that has UHT or DHA or whatever crap that is written in that bloody box...
To me whatever you can't pronounce in the food label is harmful to you..
If you see something dioxide, monoxide, !@#$%^&*()_+~`= (3.7970348124124) bunch of bullshit on there...It's harmful to you!!!!...

Sunday, 1:00am
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Back, test my DVDs...Finally my Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrel is clear after changing it for so MANY times..

P/S: I still have about 10 or 12 DVDs..Perhaps around there and
I don't think it'll last me till the next weekend..
Wish me luck not to watch
All of it!!!

Recent outing in Penang Hill

Finally an update on this

Sunday, 13th April 2008
Did some silly things with Bulldog, Buddha and ermm...One crazy biatch(I will be dead for sure once she reads about this...)...As if I care a FUCK...
PG Hill outing... Crap ain't it... For no bloody reason, bulldog started calling ppl and said lets go for the canopy walk....
Yaya... Aite then...Canopy so here we GO..............

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Kickstart
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Yada yada we know

Warriors...Ready, steady and....Hungry

Old skool Cable

She's retarded..She took pics on ppl's feet

What about mentally challenged people like me???

Where's Lim Guan Eng???

Another Retardation

Semua macam hantu

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PG HILL
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Ahh finally back to serious stuff

Dunno BM and English..

From Left to Right: Warrior (Daydreamin' bout Sarah Michelle Gellar), Bee ( She bugs like a Bee), Warrior 2..(Daydreamin' bout Puppies)

Misty weather

Going to hunt people

Another shot

Jom cari makan

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Pitstop
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Initially we were here to take some shots of this house and suddenly another warrior came out and ask us to join him for tea..Wahhh...Syoknya..
For real???
Gosh.....Jackpot...Let's go

Pitstop for a cup of tea...(Kononnya)

Cantik?

Guest of honor

Warriors!!!

This house belongs to one champion warrior

There...The champ...Spotted him??
He claims to be the gardener

Posing

*Speechless*

Nice garden

Okok...I know..Cantik

Rejuvenate

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The canopy walk
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RM5 for adult....For this piece of shit???
I am so gonna kill that bulldog...
I expected at least one mile..
And wtf is this??? Less than 400 metres also..

Canopy

Fee is up first

Are you scared??

Here comes the warrior in the making

Awww...He looks retarded

ZzzZzzZzz

Bulldog is too tall

Ahh...Me behind him

From front to back: FeeBee, Bulldog, Drunken Munky

Monkey in the making

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Some retardation
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The road not taken

Confused???

Back on track

WTF is that??

WTF is this???

Bunch of wankers

w00t

Anyone home???

We are a few miles above sea level...Haha

Penang is just lovely ain't it??

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Down
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So fast the cameraman tired already?? Useless monkey

I wish I can play with some buttons there

Wahhhh

Nahhhhh

Forgot which station already la

Hello

Please knock my head off

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The best part
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Ok so did I enjoy the PG Hill crap??? No...
Ok ok...I did la..Thx to bulldog who fetched me and the rest of us la...
And thx for the morning call also otherwise I won't be able to enjoy the cup of tea with the gardener...LOLZ.....But this is the best part among all the other crazy shiz niz in PG Hill

He's pissed...Wanna know why???
Cause he's the driver and somebody is....
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Damn Sawng La...

I bet she is in her SAWNGness also

So syok la...

That's roughly the END of PG HILL Shiz Niz
Next outing???
Dunno la....
Round island for FOOD I guess
And maybe Kerachut
Seafood in Tambun???
Too many plans la......
And need $$$$$$ also...Assholes