New Year's Wish List

I just wish I can be home all the time, where I can be with my proud heritage all the time...
Wish to graduate on the right schedule instead of repeat the whole thing
I don't mind being a vegetarian for 3 months
I don't mind if I don't get a good pay job
All I wish is to pass all my exams as this is my final sem so I can get the hell outta this shithole A.S.A.P.

Lucky Me

A gay lecturer passed me in the coursework, and I passed my online test without reading.. Now I feel so darn lazy to do anything... Just feel like sleeping and all.. But I guess I should just focus and get back on my feet and don't miss home so much and start practicing my final Skill Based Assessment.. I am gonna just go have dinner, have a shower and start doing work..
Yeah~

Lonely Birthday

It's 5.55am now and I am typing this just to say Happy Birthday to myself.... In fact this is my 21st birthday where it's supposed to be like the most "grand" birthday for everyone but in fact I am still doing my assignment and this is like the "BEST" birthday present for me in my entire life.. It's like the [What the Fuck] sentence happen to stop by and just hit it hard onto my left and right cheek of mine..

Anyways thanks to my dad for this 21 years for bringing me up to this day, I know at some point he'll be reading this and I hope I do make him proud although at times I don't really listen to his words and all...

Thanks to my mum for sending me an mms at 12am for wishing my birthday..

I also would like to thank some of my frenz who really made my day when I was back in PG on last Thurs (16/12/2010) especially Dinesh who is able to fetch me and give a surprise to my parents and also the clubbing days with you guys (Dino, Obi, Jae Sean, Jiewy, Joel, Sze May)... 2 tequila shots and also the Dewars..

Hope I'll be back on New Year's eve to meet up with you guys again and hope to see my long lost bro (Ajay Sharma Thakur)...

I really do not know what to do with the money my parents had given me, but I think I would buy something just to surprise someone again... We'll see how it goes but for now... Back to codezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

VM is about to give the Island the biggest news..

Yes.. Virtual Munkie is about to give the Island the biggest surprise and biggest news.. Be prepared.... Hmmm.. K, back to my studies... Countdown.. 12 hours to go.. 

Malaysia catching up with the western world...

One of my lecturer/friend who is already a lawyer for almost 10 years posted something really interesting in Facebook...

Quoted by him:-

Yesterday conducted a divorce case at Penang High Court. In the court room, a man through his lawyer prayed for a faster divorce order since usually decree absolute is granted in 3 months time. "Mengapa (WHY) ?" asked by the judge. He replied aloud "I want to get married!" (At the same time glanced at his 'existing wife'). The poor lady was sobbing.
" Such a GENTLEMAN !!!!! "

Transformers 3 Trailer

To those transformers fans out there... I got bored with the second one.. Coz it's godfully awful.. I hope there's some improvement with this 3rd installment..

Transformers 3: Dark Of The Moon
1st July 2011

SPM

Approximately 8 hours from now, I'll be having SPM test... Yup... Not Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia but it's Software Project Management... ZzzzzZZzzzzZzzzzz... Whoever out there... Wish me luck.. Thanks.. And Urrraaaa.. Focus Focus and Focus..  Pfftt..

What?

I used to have this inspiration to write and it'll go on and on as if skies the limit... But now it's like what?? Seriously what?? And the weird thing about me right now is that I am listening to Nocturne in Eb Major by Chopin.. Like many would ask what the hell am I doing???? Even I can't bloody answer your question..

I just scribble some shit just to keep this blog alive.. I need some serious motivation to get me started with what I need to do.. I still have like 3 weeks plus before my finals start and friends from all around the world that are having holidays been asking me to go back to Penang just to see them since they haven't seen me in like 2 years... 

Well nothing much has changed about me except that yeah I am bloody alive and made it thru during some hard times but this is the fun of everything when you know that it's bloody unpredictable.. One second you are smiling and the next second you shed your tears... You may seem alive right now and the next second you are dead before you know it and we are complaining about our food and some are desperately scavenging for food.. 

And to sum up my post for today, I was reading an article about bad food and good food... And to my astonishment, most of us think that a chocolate milk may seem like a healthy food for babies but think again.. It has the exact same amount of sugar in a can of Coke.. And before you know it, if you continually feed your baby for another 7 years with the same chocolate milk, in no time he/she will suffer from diabetes.. 

I think I gotta respect this guy as he has the utmost focus in his entire life... That is why he's the champion... If you think you can focus for 2-3 straight hours just by driving... Think again... I bet you'll fall asleep if you put serious concentration for 1 hour in your lecture hall or dewan kuliah...

And he's none other than our great Michael Schumacher.. 

December 2010

Now we all know that 2010 is gonna end and here are some of the top searches over the net in 2010.... 

According to Yahoo!... These are the lists

No. 10 Britney Spears (People still love her??)

No. 9 American Idol (For god's sake)

No. 8 Justin Bieber (For Pope's sake)

No. 7 Megan Fox 

No. 6 iPhone (For my sake)

No. 5 Lady Gaga (Yeah Gaga definitely spawn the Certified Uber from Virtual Drunken Munkie)

No. 4 Kim Kardashian

No. 3 Miley Cyrus (What??)

No. 2 World Cup

No.1 BP Oil Spill (Unbelievable?? Believe it) 

Astonishment

So is this really an astonishment or the website is trying to play a practical joke?? We have a 4Mbps line but the test shows we have more than 9Mbps speed.. 

Can definitely click to enlarge to see the details..

P/S: If downloading a movie in 11 minutes and
one mp3 in 5 sec really happened in Malaysia..
I guess the sun would rise from the west then 

Unstoppable

This is one of the best film I've watched this year in the theater. The adrenaline rush will make you wide awake even if you don't sleep for 2 days.. One of the best film by Denzel this year and I'd give a 4 solid stars out of 5...

Directed by Tony Scott and stars Denzel and Chris Pine ( as James Kirk in the recent Star Trek)

Unstoppable Trailer

The Malaysian Accent

Very authentic.. The true color of Malaysia.. Even the Ang Mo Kaos (Red Haired Monkey) or Kuai Lous (Orang Hantu) pun kalah...

P/S: And then ah, Go and Die, Roti Ban Jeer,
Masa Kelapangan Pada Jadualmu, Pull-Tea,
Fatty Rice are some of the highlights in the video

When 1 million things running around your mind

This is what you'll get when things are running around your mind.. You'll never get a good sleep because the anxiety and the adrenaline rush is naturally there... And now I gotta study for my mid-term test and also do some slides for Friday's seminar... Argghh.. Wish I can sleep for 8 or 9 hours instead of 5-6 hours... 

It's 630 am.. Gonna take some Ricola (With 13 Swiss Mountain Herbs) and listen to Jamiroquai.. 

Nature's call in the Pearl of Orient (Penang)

There's always this saying, no matter what, you gotta answer the Nature's Call.. Looks like my heritage (The Pearl Of Orient) answered it...

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The 2004 Tsunami in Penang... Still remembered a few days later..
The PMR result.. 

You have Hokkien commentators, Mandarin commentators, and even British blokes commentating it just like the English Premier League..

P/S: Can't wait for 2012 to see whether
the Mayans predicted correctly or not
21/12/2012.. (Answer it) 

Mother Nature + Modern Architecture

Boring Sunday with some random shots...

Shot 1

Shot 2

Shot 3 

P/S: Timing was good [:D] 

Location : Setapak, Kuala Lumpur
Taken during the evening of 21st Nov 2010
Time [ 710pm]

The 100th

P/S: 100th post..Slow but steady..

To the extreme

Well I admit I cheated in exam... But this is what I found in facebook and this is by far to the extreme.. Like literally..

Can he/she even read this when she needed the answer??? Seriously this font size can make me blind !!!

P/S: I still think the most efficient tactic is everybody read
1 chapter and whisper or read it around
with your peers... Like how you did your dictation
when you were in primary..

Zit and age

First zit pops out after like 5 years.. Geez.. One hell of a painful shitzer... And the reason is simple.. Bad sleeping time coz of ASS-ignments and Final Year Project..
And I realised I am 100 times more pretty and beautiful and good looking 2 years ago compared to now.. And the answer is pretty simple.. 

I HAVE AGED !!!!

Un-f**kin believable rite...?

P/S: Plan to upload my seminar in here just to cause
people having difficulties in passing their 
plagirism detection from the web..
URRAA

Sh!t

This is to remind myself that I am in a very difficult situation where I actually have to do assignments for rich buggers who is willing to pay some bucks and enjoy themselves when I get paid doing their assignment.. How I'd wish it was the other way round.. 

P/S: 2nd last sem.. @@ 

Healthy Lifestyle Perhaps?

Ya.. Weird but ya I am awake at this time (9.00am) and I slept at 12am before that..Which means I have 8-9 hours of sleep..
That's like more than Adolf Hitler but less than a glue sniffer so yes in my head I am damn positive that I am super duper healthy at the moment..
And after the diagnosis of ultra high electromagnetism in my body last year.. And with my current state, I thank god as I am able to wake up everyday and witness the sunshine and sunset everyday although I know Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday sucks a lot but that's just part of the obstacle and I know one day, I will be like

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"
- Ezekiel 25:17

w00t????

The Pencil and Eraser

Pencil: I'm sorry
Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil: I'm sorr...y cos you get hurt bcos of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.
Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. :)


I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational. Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way... they get hurt, and become smaller (older, and eventually pass on). Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad.


"All my life, I've been the pencil.. And it pains me to see the eraser that is my parents getting smaller and smaller each day. For I know that one day, all that I'm left with would be eraser shavings and memories of what I used to have..."

This is to all the parents out there...

Adam or Ape?

or

No matter what you believe in, we are beings that engage through
INCEST
It all started when Seth married Azura from Adam and Eve's story..
And Apes?? Need I explain more??

Once in a lifetime

This is another once in a lifetime thing...

At 6mins and 7secs after 5 o'clock on Aug 9th 2010, it will be 05:06:07 08/09/10. This won't happen again until 3010.

Sick of this rubbish coz I won't be a wanker waiting till it's 5am and Ooh La La...

P/S:
I don't mind pretending the
5 o'clock for the PM version
where the fact it's already 1700
if you do the 24 hours format

What a day !!!

It's 10:46 am blogging from office...
For the past 2 days [Tuesday & Wednesday] I've been busy doing some really mentally retarded stuff for one organization..
Who the hell downgrade software???

It's like abortion if I wanna put it in a really Uber way..
Supposedly a 2 hours job turns out to be a 2 days job coz of incompatibility issues and conflicts in the registry and the system.. Thanks to downgrading you mofo!!!

And the best part is I didn't even realise it's already Thursday and today.. What a day!! I am super sleepy thanks to no one assigning me a task..
Regretted for not applying MC and get some beauty sleep at home...
Argghhh

P/S:
Is the word Gaga a very "IN" thing now?
I see the word Gaga everywhere
Gaga Chicken Burger
Gaga this and that
What's next?? Nanny Gaga

This is me

I think I am one of the laziest mofo you can ever find on the streets..
My intern is gonna end in like 2 months time and what do I learn from there?
Nothing...Yes..Literally nothing
Cause most of the stuffs that they guide me... Actually I do know
The problem is that sometimes I gotta pretend like I do not know anything so that they can teach me or actually converse with me thinking like I am an idiot [Which I am not]
But you know... Just to put on some display and also improve my acting skills and pretend like one idiot... Then they'll send me to here and there and work and all. The best part is.. After finishing it in like 30 mins which the work supposedly need around 2 hours for them to finish it.. I'll probably like mehhh... [If you know what I mean]

The question is why do I even wanna pretend like an idiot when I already know all that stuff
The answer is pretty simple.. I am only motivated to work when there's loads of $$$
I can finish my bloody allowance in one night... They are exploiting intern workers/trainees by paying you significantly low amount of $$$ and asked you to perform like a worker which is paid like rm2k-rm3k...

So I might just work like how they pay me... Reduce my productivity level in work and laze around and pretend like a fool...



Hence, this reminds me of a very old TV series that was aired on ntv7 when I first watched it when I was around standard 2/3..
The Pretender...

Quote of the day:
There's no great genius without some touch of madness

BBQ at office

Had BBQ in my office via Farewell for Ms.Lim as she is leaving the company yesterday (31/7/2010) [Just for my reference in case I sudah nyanyuk in like 30 years from now]
The fun part wasn't the bbq but it was the Blackjack with the guys with liquor.. The game is pretty simple.. If you're in casino.. You do want to get blackjack so you can WIN but yesterday was a different thing. You draw cards and you try to avoid getting blackjack and make others to get blackjack so that the one that has Blackjack will be forced to drink liquor..

But it was one of the most mehhh party I've been.. Leaving at 1am is like c'mon!!

Tomorrow is monday and Argghhh... Topic is what food you crave the most for breakfast?? Is that even a topic?? How bout a Beluga caviar on top of a cookie for an answer

Listening to Coldplay's first album
Parachutes..
Their most uber album ever

To my beloved moron who sits at my 4 O'Clock

To that somebody that is trying to mess around
with people's privacy

Please use your brain and unlock the magic word

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Hints:
Tilting your head upside down
may help you solve the puzzle
unless you are really a moron

Ending and Theories of Inception : What just happened?

The last thing you expect when you go to see a summer blockbuster these days is to be asked to actually think. But that's just what director Christopher Nolan is demanding of audiences with his latest mind-bending tour-de-force, 'Inception'. For most people exiting 'Inception,' though, there's still one lingering question waiting to be answered:

What just happened?

If you left the theater scratching your head over what you just saw, don't worry, you're not alone: The meaning of 'Inception' is already a topic of fierce debate around office watercoolers, in barbershops and across the Internet.

Of course, it's clear that Nolan specifically created 'Inception' to ask questions, not answer them, so we figure the best way to begin unraveling the puzzle is to take a look at just what some of those lingering questions are. With the warning, then, that some major spoilers are about to follow, I'll start off by asking the one big question on everyone's mind:

• What's with the ending? When expert mind-thief Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio) finally reunites with his kids in the film's last scene, filmgoers are treated to a rare triple-twist ending, all in the space of just one second. Out of habit, Cobb spins his top, which is his touchstone to reality, as it is mentally programmed to spin endlessly in dreams; as the camera pans, fans realize first that the top is still spinning, but just as they realize everything is a dream, it begins to wobble. And then, as they begin to realize it's about to fall, meaning everything is actually real, Nolan cuts to black, 'Sopranos'-style, leaving whiplashed viewers debating whether Cobb ended up in a dream or in the real world.

• So if it was a dream...? If it was real, of course, then there's not a whole lot to strain your brain over. But if that top is still spinning on some cutting room floor, then a whole new slew of questions open up. Are the other members of Cobb's team figments of his subconscious, or are they sharing the dream with him? If they are constructs, does that mean everyone is a construct, even Cobb's wife Mal (Marion Cotillard) and his kids? And if it is a dream, whose dream is it -- is it Cobb's dream, or has another architect tapped into his mind and constructed everything? Which brings us to our main question:

• Is Cobb the real target? The plot revolves around Cobb's efforts to implant an idea in the mind of a business scion (Fischer, played by Cillian Murphy). But is Cobb the real target of inception? There are some details that suggest this is the case, namely the fact that multiple characters, from Mal to Ken Watanabe's Japanese mystery man Saito, insist that Cobb "take a leap of faith," along with repeatedly warning Cobb that he will become an "old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone." It seems to us that even while Cobb is running around trying to pull off his inception scheme, these ideas are being planted in his mind just as subtly as anything his team is doing to Fischer.

• Is Cobb still in limbo? Of course, there's another answer, one suggested within the film itself: that Cobb is still trapped inside the limbo of his own mind. The repeated appearances of his (supposedly?) deceased wife Mal culminate in a showdown where she insists that he is still dreaming and she begs him to leave the dream world to join her, the same thing she said when she apparently died by leaping to her death. Cobb, of course, claims throughout the film that Mal was mistaken, leading to her accidental suicide, but what if she's right and everything in the film is simply another dream within Cobb's endless limbo? This seems possible, especially when you ask yourself this:

• Why does Fischer end up in Cobb's limbo? Several times in the film, Cobb's subconscious spawns elements -- mainly Mal, but also an entire train at one point -- within the carefully constructed dreams they are visiting. But how? After all, Cobb isn't the architect of those dreams -- Ariadne (Ellen Page) is. Nor should he be able to populate the dreams himself, as that is done by the dreamer, which is Fischer for most of the movie. This climaxes in Fischer's descent into limbo, which, as it happens, is the same limbo that Cobb and Mal previously constructed during their endless exile there. But think about it: Unless they are in Cobb's dream, this limbo should either be one created by Ariadne or, since she hadn't designed that far down, more likely by Fischer's subconscious, if in fact it wasn't just a blank slate to begin with. Yet both Fischer and later Siato end up inside the version of limbo created in Cobb's dream -- something that shouldn't happen unless Cobb himself is the one dreaming. Which brings us to perhaps the ultimate question:

• Is Mal still alive? If Cobb is still stuck in his dream, it means one of two things: either he and Mal are both still dreaming and have yet to wake up from their initial experiment or they have woken up only for Cobb's mind to have become permanently lost. In either case, Mal would still be alive, which may explain her actions throughout the film. Though Mal is the Latin word for evil, and she seems to embody this by killing a number of characters, it may be that she is actually the hero of the piece: having escaped from the dream, she is the one now using inception to try and get Cobb to wake himself as well. Just as she had to free herself by jumping from the building, though, Cobb has to decide to wake himself, which is why instead of just killing him as she does to the other dreamers (Ariadne and later Fischer), she is trying to persuade Cobb to kill himself. She knows that if he doesn't take this "leap of faith," he will, in fact, end up "old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone" -- alone because she is awake while he still sleeps on. If this is true, then the whole movie is really Mal's complex attempt to trick Cobb into thinking the idea of committing suicide and waking is his own idea -- an attempt that, in the end, fails.

Of course, this is the beauty of 'Inception': There's no definitive answer for anything, meaning that each person will have to decide for themselves what the truth is. Like the characters themselves, then, the only way to figure out 'Inception' is to take a journey into your own mind to find your own answers -- a journey that may, in the end, be Nolan's greatest achievement.

P/S:
Hope this helps for some lunatics who still
wanna argue about how it ends and compare it
from visual and audio.
I think I actually created even more questions
for lunatics out there for a debate.. Haha

Inception

This is probably the best film I've seen so far in the year of 2010. To conclude the whole deal about this movie, I'll give a rating of 9/10 and for those who hasn't seen this film, it's definitely worth your every penny unless you forgot to bring your brain and does not have good command of English then I'm pretty sure you'll be lost in translation throughout the entire film.

Professional critics like Rotten Tomatoes gave an 86% for this film...
What'cha waiting for?
Go watch this mindblowing, jaw-dropping and astonishing film


However, I have a strong belief that Christopher Nolan, the writer, director and producer of this film kinda stole my idea.. Here's my evidence..
Go below this link and click it as for those loyal reader of drunkenmunkie, I've wrote something about that in the year of 2008!!

http://virtualdrunkenmunkies-ontheloose.blogspot.com/2008/02/unimaginable-thoughts.html

Cell Phones

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
'No..I'm a little busy right now!!!'

Then I hear the person say nervously...
'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the next stall who keeps answering all my questions





Cell Phones, Don't You Just Love Them??

2nd Day of Work

This is my 2nd day of work via internship...

9:30am-12pm
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Made some backup and recovery data for clients

12pm-1pm
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Had duck rice in Carnavon St.

1pm-3pm
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Eyes are heavy...Sudah mau tidur...

3pm-5pm
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Refer above..Mau tidur...Please give me some stuff to do..
I am blogging now...That shows how free I am...

5pm-....
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Waiting the time equals 6pm so I can just get outta here!!!
Tomoro going to Juru for god knows what.. Damn..

Any suggestion to kill boredom?????????????

Wow...Seriously it's been a while

Holy cow...It's been nearly a year I haven't updated shit in here...Followers and readers out there...I'm pretty sure you all are gonna fokkin hate me for this...

Reasons are as followed:
I've been sick and not in a good shape
I do not have a stable line here

But that will soon be back...

I will soon update my stuff and etc... Thanks for those who still keep in touch with me and for those who actually still drop by in here once in a while...

As far as I know, for those who have linked with my blogs...Matteus Pan, Dinesh and Ycc are the only ones that still clicked Goh Heang Heang in your blogs so thank you all for the courtesy...

I'll write in here soon... And most importantly I am in good shape now so ya...